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  • #16
    I haven't managed to see anything but the bad lip reading link, no fire extinguisher at all, so not sure how he got that. Maybe it only shows up in Canadia?
    Cy

    1980 XS1100G (Brutus) w/81H Engine
    Duplicolor Mirage Paint Job (Purple/Green)
    Vetter Windjammer IV
    Vetter hard bags & Trunk
    OEM Luggage Rack
    Jardine Spaghetti 4-2 exhaust system
    Spade Fuse Box
    Turn Signal Auto Cancel Mod
    750 FD Mod
    TC Spin on Oil Filter Adapter (temp removed)
    XJ1100 Front Footpegs
    XJ1100 Shocks

    I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.

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    • #17
      I can post a link of my convincing re-enactment of the fire extinguisher scene if needed. Just say when.
      1990 Ninja ZX-10. It's the Silver Surfer. HI-YA!!

      2006 Yamaha XT-225. Yep, I take it on the interstate. It's Blue Butt.

      1982 Toyota 4x4. 22R Cammed, 38/38, 2" pipe, 20R head with OS valves, performance grind and other fun stuff. It's Blue RASPberry.

      1969 Ford F-250 Camper Special resto project. 390 RV cam, Demon carb, Sanderson headers, 2 and a quarter pipes with Magnaflow mufflers. It's Blue Jay.

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      • #18
        If they filmed her with a fire extinguisher she must have been HOOOOOOOOTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!
        Greg

        Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”

        ― Albert Einstein

        80 SG Ol' Okie;79 engine & carbs w/pods, 45 pilots, 140 mains, Custom Mac 4 into 2 exhaust, ACCT,XS850 final drive,110/90/19 front tire,TKat fork brace, XS750 140 MPH speedometer, Vetter IV fairing, aftermarket hard bags and trunk, LG high back seat, XJ rear shocks.

        The list changes.

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        • #19
          Dudes I would not have said what I did unless I saw something untoward the furtherment of this site. The link I see now is not that bad although I really do not care for it, but it aint what I opened. I could have accidentally opened one of my porn sites by mistake and thought that was what Nate had posted. I AM MALE AND I WATCH PORN. Regardless I did not make the proper connection and I apologize to Nate for my response.
          Maybe I should run a poll here to see how many members admit to watching porn as opposed to those who do it but will not admit it. My bet is a couple of you guys will lie...lol.
          2-79 XS1100 SF
          2-78 XS1100 E Best bike Ever
          80 XS 1100 SG Big bore kit but not fully running yet.
          Couple of more parts bikes of which 2 more will live!

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          • #20
            I dare not tell a lie...

            I have seen many "intimate training films" in my time....

            But just like in life, my projects never turn out like they do when I see them on TV


            John
            John is in an anonymous city with an Alamo (N29.519227,W-98.678980)

            Go ahead, click on the bikes - you know you want to...the electrons are ready.
            '81 XS1100H - "Enterprise"
            Bob Jones Custom Navy bike: Tkat brace, EBC floating rotors & SS lines, ROX pivot risers, Geezer rectifier, new 3H3 engine

            "Not all treasure is silver and gold"

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            • #21
              Now that is funny as I have pretty much had the same result.
              I seriously would never want to actually meet the girl who likes fire extinguishers but hey she was having fun apparently.
              2-79 XS1100 SF
              2-78 XS1100 E Best bike Ever
              80 XS 1100 SG Big bore kit but not fully running yet.
              Couple of more parts bikes of which 2 more will live!

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              • #22
                I believe the PC term for "porn" is now "Marital Aid" Or was that toys... oh crap I've said too much already
                Don
                1979 XS1100SF "Old Man" bought by my Dad brand new in 79, customized in 80 with Vetter, Standard tank, and touring seat. I inherited in 02 when Dad passed. Been riding it since 09. No resto, bike is a survivor...

                2007 RoadStar 1700 Midnight Silverado "The Black Pearl" Cobra Slash-downs, K&N filter. More mods to come


                old:
                1989 kawi ex500
                1996 yzf-r6
                1999 yzf-r1
                2001 kawi zx-6r
                2000 Ducati 748
                2002 YZF-R1
                2005 V-Star 1100 Classic

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by jimbyjimb View Post
                  I can post a link of my convincing re-enactment of the fire extinguisher scene if needed. Just say when.
                  I just don't think that would have the same result... for most of us anyway.
                  lol


                  Originally posted by ddragon63 View Post
                  I believe the PC term for "porn" is now "Marital Aid" Or was that toys... oh crap I've said too much already
                  Toys... definitely toys
                  (at least, that's what I've heard)


                  Originally posted by jwhughes3 View Post
                  I have seen many "intimate training films" in my time....

                  But just like in life, my projects never turn out like they do when I see them on TV


                  John
                  Well, you know what they say...
                  "Practice makes perfect"



                  "intimate training films"
                  I'll have to remember this one...
                  lol
                  81 SH Something Special
                  81 frame, 80 tank and side covers, 79 tail light and carbs, 78 engine, 750 final drive mod, Geezer rec/reg, 140 mains, LH wheels


                  79 SF MEAUQABEAUXS
                  81SH Nor'eas tah (Old Red)
                  80 LG Black Magic
                  78 E Standard Practice


                  James 3:17

                  If I can make at least one person smile, or pee their pants a little, or maybe spit out their drink; then my day is not wasted.

                  “Alis Volat Propriis”

                  Yamaha XS 1100 Classic
                  For those on FB

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by jwhughes3 View Post
                    I have seen many "intimate training films" in my time....

                    But just like in life, my projects never turn out like they do when I see them on TV


                    John
                    I didn't get that when I first read it at 3am when I woke up. Now after reading it again several hours later I get it. I will use that some time now.
                    Nathan
                    KD9ARL

                    μολὼν λαβέ

                    1978 XS1100E
                    K&N Filter
                    #45 pilot Jet, #137.5 Main Jet
                    OEM Exhaust
                    ATK Fork Brace
                    LED Dash lights
                    Ammeter, Oil Pressure, Oil Temp, and Volt Meters

                    Green Monster Coils
                    SS Brake Lines
                    Vision 550 Auto Tensioner

                    In any moment of decision the best thing you can do is the right thing, the next best thing is the wrong thing, and the worst thing you can do is nothing.

                    Theodore Roosevelt

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                    • #25
                      Crap... Now I want to see the fire extinguisher thing. But... we all know curiosity killed the Kat.

                      Oh... and Greg keeps Habib in the computer repair business because of porn! lol.
                      Try your hardest to be the kind of person your dog thinks you are.

                      You can live to be 100, as long as you give up everything that would make you want to live to be 100!

                      Current bikes:
                      '06 Suzuki DR650
                      *'82 XJ1100 with the 1179 kit. "Mad Maxim"
                      '82 XJ1100 Completely stock fixer-upper
                      '82 XJ1100 Bagger fixer-upper
                      '82 XJ1100 Motor/frame and lots of boxes of parts
                      '82 XJ1100 Parts bike
                      '81 XS1100 Special
                      '81 YZ250
                      '80 XS850 Special
                      '80 XR100
                      *Crashed/Totalled, still own

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by trbig View Post
                        we all know curiosity killed the Kat.




                        No it hasn't

















                        yet

                        lol
                        81 SH Something Special
                        81 frame, 80 tank and side covers, 79 tail light and carbs, 78 engine, 750 final drive mod, Geezer rec/reg, 140 mains, LH wheels


                        79 SF MEAUQABEAUXS
                        81SH Nor'eas tah (Old Red)
                        80 LG Black Magic
                        78 E Standard Practice


                        James 3:17

                        If I can make at least one person smile, or pee their pants a little, or maybe spit out their drink; then my day is not wasted.

                        “Alis Volat Propriis”

                        Yamaha XS 1100 Classic
                        For those on FB

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by trbig View Post
                          Oh... and Greg keeps Habib in the computer repair business because of porn! lol.
                          Now I've got Harry for BOTH.....






                          No Homo
                          Greg

                          Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”

                          ― Albert Einstein

                          80 SG Ol' Okie;79 engine & carbs w/pods, 45 pilots, 140 mains, Custom Mac 4 into 2 exhaust, ACCT,XS850 final drive,110/90/19 front tire,TKat fork brace, XS750 140 MPH speedometer, Vetter IV fairing, aftermarket hard bags and trunk, LG high back seat, XJ rear shocks.

                          The list changes.

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                          • #28
                            Hey, my folks never had the "Birds and Bees" chat with me and I've been trying to catch up ever since then...
                            "Time is the greatest teacher; unfortunately, it kills all of its students."

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