I won't bother with what I DON'T miss, as I've put on my rose colored glasses while I reminisce over the Falcon. So, in no particular order, "Things I miss not owning an XS":
1) A pet name. Naming a new bike just feels cheesy.
2) Routine maintenance. Oil changes and chain lubrication doesn't cut it for me. I want to tweak jetting and timing. I want to pull out my Carbtune II and synch carburetors. Gapping plugs. I'll be stripping my bike down quite a bit to synch throttle bodies, but I'm scared that nothing will need adjustment! Where's the fun in that?
3) Low dealer expectations. It's irritating when a dealer is surprised when you need new tires and you drop off your rims rather than the whole bike.
4) Guys in Corvettes (or 911's or Mustangs, etc) Most guys EXPECT to be outrun by a new sportbike. There's no look of surprise or frustration. (Unless they're a TOTAL wank, that is.)
5) XS11, the forum. Ever browse a forum for a new Japanese motorcycle? Dumb kids and neon kits. Claims of 40HP gains from slip-on mufflers. People who don't change their own oil. Searching desperately for an interesting post about your bike. Guess what? The people who post them also have other bikes. And older bikes.
Sigh.
1) A pet name. Naming a new bike just feels cheesy.
2) Routine maintenance. Oil changes and chain lubrication doesn't cut it for me. I want to tweak jetting and timing. I want to pull out my Carbtune II and synch carburetors. Gapping plugs. I'll be stripping my bike down quite a bit to synch throttle bodies, but I'm scared that nothing will need adjustment! Where's the fun in that?
3) Low dealer expectations. It's irritating when a dealer is surprised when you need new tires and you drop off your rims rather than the whole bike.
4) Guys in Corvettes (or 911's or Mustangs, etc) Most guys EXPECT to be outrun by a new sportbike. There's no look of surprise or frustration. (Unless they're a TOTAL wank, that is.)
5) XS11, the forum. Ever browse a forum for a new Japanese motorcycle? Dumb kids and neon kits. Claims of 40HP gains from slip-on mufflers. People who don't change their own oil. Searching desperately for an interesting post about your bike. Guess what? The people who post them also have other bikes. And older bikes.
Sigh.
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