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    hi there

    Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday practised with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practise religious or secular traditions at all.

    I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2012, but not without due respect for the calendar of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great (not to imply that Wales is necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

    By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:

    This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/him or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. The wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

    Best Regards (without prejudice)

    Name withheld (Privacy Act).
    Fred Hill, S'toon
    XS11SG with Spirit of America sidecar
    "The Flying Pumpkin"

  • #2
    Nice

    True Canadian political correctness.
    mack
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    • #3
      Hahahaha. Excellent work Fred. With your expressed or implied permission I'm going to forward that to my local Member of Parliment for his perusal and consideration.
      1980 SG. (Sold - waiting on replacement)
      2000 XJR1300. The Real modern XS11. Others are just pretenders.

      Woman (well, my wife anyway) are always on Transmit and never Receive.

      "A man should look for what is, and not for what he thinks should be" Albert Einstien.

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      • #4
        Happy new year to y'all

        Thanks Fred,
        That was funny. either you are a natural born word smith...OR it has been winter in Saskatoon for quite a while.
        It is a great big beautiful world out there
        Brent in GA
        Yamaha 80XS1100SG, HD Firefighter Special Edition 02 Road King, Honda 450 rat, 08 Buell 1125R tour modified, 83 goldwing parts bike gone-traded for XJ1100, 2014 HD electraglide police

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Brent View Post
          Thanks Fred,
          That was funny. either you are a natural born word smith...OR it has been winter in Saskatoon for quite a while.
          Hi Brent,
          not mine, it was e-mailed to me. But yeah, the ultimate in political correctness.
          And this winter has been weird, average temperature is just at the freezing mark which is ~ 10ºC above normal but they reckon it's gonna drop to minus16ºC overnight.
          Fred Hill, S'toon
          XS11SG with Spirit of America sidecar
          "The Flying Pumpkin"

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          • #6
            Good grief Walker 5, don't give that to a politician, he will make a bill out it and it will be the law of the land before you know it!
            Ole Jack
            J.D."Jack" Smith
            1980G&S "Halfbreed"
            1978E straight job
            "We the people are the rightful masters of both congress and the courts, not to overthrow the constitution, but to overthrow the men who pervert the constitution." Abraham Lincoln

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            • #7
              Originally posted by xs11jack View Post
              Good grief Walker 5, don't give that to a politician, he will make a bill out it and it will be the law of the land before you know it!
              Ole Jack
              On second thoughts Jack, I think that over here it already is. Its called the "Dont blame me, I'm not responsible for anything I say or do, or promises made at election time" Bill
              1980 SG. (Sold - waiting on replacement)
              2000 XJR1300. The Real modern XS11. Others are just pretenders.

              Woman (well, my wife anyway) are always on Transmit and never Receive.

              "A man should look for what is, and not for what he thinks should be" Albert Einstien.

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