Funny Names

[mitch]

Had a customer come into my place of business the other day. I need to get thier name before a test drive etc so i look at his name and i am in the presence of a Mr. Dick Head! Almost laughed out loud what were his parents thinking......................MITCH

[John]

Funny Names

My great grandmother had a friend named Ima Hoar. Honest Injun!

[Pat Kelly]

I went to school with Jim, Bill, and Crystal Dick. Their Dad was named Harry. I know of no one ever making fun of him, he was an extremely tough-looking SOB.

[graybird78]

I was in the hospital e. r. once when a page for dr.harry balls go to I.C.U. came over the intercom.

[Jeff]

I have a friend in Vegas with the name Harry Balls. There is a customer at my shop whose last name is Knoblick.

[Dark Horse]

A family named "Lear" lived down the street from us when I was a teenager. They had a daughter named "Christa Shanda".

When I was about 11 or 12 years old there were some people in town named "Hogg". Mrs. Hogg's first name was "Ima" and Mr. Hogg had a sister named "Wjata" ("j" is silent).

Bob
(sometimes funny too! What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, floating in a lake?)

[REFFI]

When I was in the Navy, on my first ship there was a gunner's mate named Clyde Oscar Tew (C.O. 2). On my second ship, I had a damage controlman who worked for me whose name was Eavan (pronounced EVEN) A. Chance.

Ralph

[Parr8hed]

I knew a lady from work named Anita Peace.

[Jeff]

None of them beat the names used in all the James Bond flicks and the spoofs such as the Austin Powers movie series.

[schpiff]

I used to work with 2 brothers, Kirk and Kent.....are ya ready... last name was Head!! Man I hope they aint readin.......

[Hobbit]

names

I knew a guy named Theodore Edward Behr.
(TeddyEBehr)

[strom]

Milosevic... u know... the serb guy who is locked up in Haag.... literal translation of his name (Slobodan Milosevic - pronounced Meeloshevich) in english is Free Soapfu*ker.

LP

[jetmechmarty]

My neighbors are Dick & Jane!

[Hobbit]

I see, Dick and Jane.

[REFFI]

OK, this may have gone too far.

In grade school there were two brothers in my class - Kenny and Howard Queer - but we were way to young and naive to make anything of it. I wasn't around for being in high school with them.

In college there was a guy in the band with me who had a brother, their last name was Groth and both were over 6'5" tall.

OK, now I quit

Ralph

Well maybe one funny story:

In the band there were several large members. We were standing around before going on the field for the National Anthem at a football game. In the group, the smallest guy was around 5'10" & 190 lbs. (not I). There were three guys 6'5" plus, two guys around 6'3" and me, 6'1" and 225 lbs. We were just standing around shooting the breeze waiting for the call to line up.

Two guys up in the stands were looking down at us. One turns to the other and says: Jeez, if this is the band, I'm gonna hate seeing the football team!