Christmas Story for All

[icecycle]

Three wise Maxim XJ 1100 riders were called to St Peter and the devil.
Before they could decide who goes up and who goes down Big Tom spoke up.
Excuse me Boys but this just ain’t right. We aren’t ready to go we've miles more to ride and besides its Christmas so it ain’t fair. The Devil says he doesn’t care if they “aren’t ready”. However everyone knows he’s a sporting man so who ever has something x-mas on them wouldn’t be claimed. St Peter will judge.
Big Tom rummages in his pants and finds a hair band he uses. This ribbon is what I’m using to tie up my sweetie’s Christmas gift. St Peter nods.
Bobber pulls out a new gremlin bell he just got. Ringing it he yells, sleigh bells, church bells, Christmas is bells. St Peter nods.
Zippy hauls out the only thing he has, a pair of panties. (The Devil grins he’s mine.) Christmas is singing and these are Carols. St Peter nods.
Eggnog to all
Icecycle

[fredintoon]

- - - Christmas is singing and these are Carols. - - -

Hi Bruce,
there's a Christmas fancy dress party at the Besborough Hotel.
An XS11 rider shows up for it and the doorman says,
"Sir, you cannot go in as you are in street clothes and what's with the naked lady draped over your shoulder?"
"I'm dressed as a turtle, this is Michelle."

[xs11jack]

Fred, going through the winter blues, I haven't laughed out load for a long time, but that one did it for me. Thanks
Ole Jack