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hey there folks.....now that i got ya'll in the "corner"!.......
(brings out the razor strap)
which one of you little b*stards paid over $1500 for that exhaust system?!....
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...K%3AMEWAX%3AIT
(takes another puff off his cigarette and drink from the bottle of JD in his hand)
that was supposed to be shipped to my house for my weekend ride!....
(if i paid that much for an exhaust system SWMBO would immediately become BWATNP (B*tch with attitude taking no prisoners!))
i think there is some kind of "hinkiness" going on here
(playin' in the background...)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Uc3ZrmhDN4
was it you topcat?!..
..diver ray?!..
..dgxser?!..
..andreashweiss?! (i know you were bidding on it!)
(please say that prometheus didn't get them!....they be back on ebay with a opening bid of $2000!)
anywho kids, you know who you are, have a good time and show them suckers off soon!....just don't blue them, scrape them or even get them dirty....as soon, my evil, diabolical plan will mysteriously vaporize them off your bike and transport them magically in to the man-cave and install them on the "rebel devil"!....
(he leaves the party wearing a hawaiian shirt, one flip-flop, plaid boxers, and a full face helmet)
(trips on the first set of stairs and crashes and burns all the way down the 20 steps!)
(before he passes out, he utters his final words for the night.....)
ride hard, ride safe....ross
(brings out the razor strap)
which one of you little b*stards paid over $1500 for that exhaust system?!....
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...K%3AMEWAX%3AIT
(takes another puff off his cigarette and drink from the bottle of JD in his hand)
that was supposed to be shipped to my house for my weekend ride!....
(if i paid that much for an exhaust system SWMBO would immediately become BWATNP (B*tch with attitude taking no prisoners!))
i think there is some kind of "hinkiness" going on here
(playin' in the background...)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Uc3ZrmhDN4
was it you topcat?!..
..diver ray?!..
..dgxser?!..
..andreashweiss?! (i know you were bidding on it!)
(please say that prometheus didn't get them!....they be back on ebay with a opening bid of $2000!)
anywho kids, you know who you are, have a good time and show them suckers off soon!....just don't blue them, scrape them or even get them dirty....as soon, my evil, diabolical plan will mysteriously vaporize them off your bike and transport them magically in to the man-cave and install them on the "rebel devil"!....
(he leaves the party wearing a hawaiian shirt, one flip-flop, plaid boxers, and a full face helmet)
(trips on the first set of stairs and crashes and burns all the way down the 20 steps!)
(before he passes out, he utters his final words for the night.....)
ride hard, ride safe....ross
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