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    So, on the way to work today I noticed one of the churches that likes to put witty puns or sarcastic saying on their bill board. This week it says:

    Honk if you love Jesus. Text while driving if you want to meet him.

    Got a laugh out of me.
    Ich habe dich nicht gefragt.

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    Originally posted by Ivan View Post
    So, on the way to work today I noticed one of the churches that likes to put witty puns or sarcastic saying on their bill board. This week it says:

    Honk if you love Jesus. Text while driving if you want to meet him.

    Got a laugh out of me.
    LMAooo Thats a good one...around here its the heart of the bible belt but theres no lack of yacking on the celly or texting while driving...That would make a great bumper sticker
    1980 XS650G Special-Two
    1993 Honda ST1100

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    • #3
      Hehe, my neighbor down the road a ways has one that says "Honk if you're American, please face east and bow between the solid white line and yellow dashed line if you're a terrorist."

      (hope that one isn't too much, if it is, mods feel free to delete it)
      Ich habe dich nicht gefragt.

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      • #4
        Saw one the other day that said "Give what is right, not what is left" Wonder where their heart is at??
        Life is what happens while your planning everything else!

        When your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt.

        81 XS1100 Special - Humpty Dumpty
        80 XS1100 Special - Project Resurrection


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        93 GSX600F
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        81 XS1100 Special
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        78 XS750

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        • #5
          A couple years ago we had a pretty good heat wave in the valley. Was 105-110 for a week or more when a sign appeared on a church message board just south of Manteca that read:

          YOU THINK THIS IS HOT?

          GOD
          RIP Whiskers (Shop Boss) 25+yrs

          "It doesn't hurt until you find out no one is looking"

          Everything on hold...

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          • #6
            http://www.myspace.com/i_give_you_power

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            "Don't mess with TEXAS! It's not nice to pick on retards."

            It's funny because I am from TEXAS!

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            • #7
              Those last two are great!
              '81 XS1100 SH

              Melted to the ground during The Valley Fire

              Sep. 12th 2015

              RIP

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              • #8
                church signs

                I like it when people who have a sense of humor mess with people who take things too seriously.

                I guess the churches face each other across a busy street.

















                -Do what makes you happy.

                '79 Honda CB 750 K (2)
                '78 XS 11 E - "Rhona"
                ...and a 2nd E, for the goodies on it.

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                • #9
                  Erik,

                  That is funny. Have to drive by every day just to see what is next.
                  RIP Whiskers (Shop Boss) 25+yrs

                  "It doesn't hurt until you find out no one is looking"

                  Everything on hold...

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                  • #10
                    My all time favorite:
                    Jesus is coming! Everybody look busy!
                    Ich habe dich nicht gefragt.

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                    • #11
                      The last picture in 'Blue's' post makes me wonder about who writes these things...

                      " The Most Powerful Position is on Your Knees".....?????? Now that's open some pretty interesting interpretation
                      1980 SG. (Sold - waiting on replacement)
                      2000 XJR1300. The Real modern XS11. Others are just pretenders.

                      Woman (well, my wife anyway) are always on Transmit and never Receive.

                      "A man should look for what is, and not for what he thinks should be" Albert Einstien.

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                      • #12
                        You can make your own "faux" church signs here:

                        http://www.says-it.com/churchsigns/

                        Snopes says the dogs controversy was generated on such a site..in fact both of the signs pictured are the same as the ones on the church sign generator site.

                        There's a web site for everything..lol
                        Last edited by Guy_b_g; 06-24-2010, 08:03 PM.
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                        '78E

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                        • #13
                          Religion is the politics of spirituality!
                          Special Ed
                          Old bikers never die, they're just out of sight!

                          My recently re-built, hopped up '79 Special caught fire and burned everything from the top of the engine up: gas tank, wiring, seat, & melted my windshield all over the front of the bike. Just bought a 1980 Special that has been non oped for 9 years. My Skoot will rise from the ashes and be re named "The Phoenix!"
                          I've been riding since 1959.

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                          • #14
                            Sorry, couldnt resist....

                            1980 SG. (Sold - waiting on replacement)
                            2000 XJR1300. The Real modern XS11. Others are just pretenders.

                            Woman (well, my wife anyway) are always on Transmit and never Receive.

                            "A man should look for what is, and not for what he thinks should be" Albert Einstien.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Guy_b_g View Post
                              Snopes says the dogs controversy was generated on such a site..
                              Thanks for the heads-up and correction. I usually check things out on Snopes, too, before I send them on. Oh well. I'll still chuckle when I read it. I can at least pretend in my head that they're real.
                              -Do what makes you happy.

                              '79 Honda CB 750 K (2)
                              '78 XS 11 E - "Rhona"
                              ...and a 2nd E, for the goodies on it.

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