This has got to be Hardley riders.

[XS1100 Newbie]

A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over,looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says:


'I went by your grandma's house today and


I saw her in the hallway buck-naked.


Man, she is one fine looking woman!'


The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word.


His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat.

The drunk leans on the table again and says:


'I got it on with your grandma and she is good,


the best I ever had!'


The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad


but the biker still says nothing.


The drunk leans on the table one more time and says,


'I'll tell you something else, boy,

your grandma liked it!'


At this point the biker stands up,


takes the drunk by the shoulders

looks him square in the eyes and says....................



'Grandpa ; .......... Go home!

[crazy steve]

Not neccesarily.

This is a true story....

I had a father/son pair of electricians working for me on an apartment remodel. This was downtown with lots of businesses around the site. And on this particular fine spring day, the local womenfolk were in fine form, with lots of short skirts, etc. Now, the son was single; he is also a bit prissy for a construction guy, unlike his dad. Well anyway, the father and I are eating lunch and the son had gone outside to enjoy both the weather and the 'scenery'. He comes back inside near the end of lunchtime and starts going on about how many good looking babes are out and about, describing the ones that particulary caught his eye. He goes on for about five minutes and finally runs down.

His father looks at him and with just a hint of a smile, says...

'Kid, you've got me so excited, I'm gonna go home and f**k your mother'

To say that the kid was embarrassed would be an huge understatement...

'78E original owner