It's a joke, son

[XSokieSPECIAL]

This was the original post MRO,

Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" TV series, Texas is planning to do one entitled, "Survivor, Texas-style. "The nine contestants will all start in Dallas , then drive to Waco , Austin , San Antonio , over to Houston and down to Brownsville ....... They will then proceed up to Del Rio , El Paso , Midland , Odessa , Lubbock and Amarillo . From there, they will go on to Abilene , Fort Worth , and finally back to Dallas .

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read: "I'm a Democrat,"-- "I'm Gay,"-- "I love the Dixie Chicks ,"-- "Boycott Beef,"-- "I Voted for Obama,"-- " George Strait Sucks,"-- "Hillary in 2012," and "I'm Here to Confiscate your Guns." The first one to make it back to Dallas in one piece wins.....

God Bless Texas !

BTW........it's OKIE!! ..............We ain't made outa freakin' wood.....well....most parts aren't.

[ross]

Volvo sighting....

hey there folks....spotted one of the contestants doing a trial run in metro detroit with no bumper sticker....


....seen this when i was out on my "scooter"....ya know the paisley one...with the rainbow sticker.....sorta looks like this, but better!!.....


(and now SWMBO gives him a b*tch slap and he comes to his senses).....good stuff though folks....ride hard, ride safe....ross

[b.walker5]

Not quite Texas, and not driving Volvos, but.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lsY5BaKhuQ

(Top Gear. Awesome show. )

Must be what they call 'Southern Hospitalty'.

[jmnjrpa]

Wow

They are lucky they were not dragged.