Thought for the day

[cueball]

Can't vouch for the accuracy of this, just like the idea.

"The Creator does not subtract from mans alloted time,
that which is spent riding a motorcycle".

[cueball]

Serenity, Courage and Wisdom

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I can,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill
because they pissed me off.

Spotted this on the side of a desk at local Registration (DMV) office

[jmnjrpa]

Yep,

We do that too.