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Steve Jobs is angry. Really angry. So angry he broke three of his favorite colored crayons. Apparently the ire is because HTC has infringed on 20 copyrights held by Apple. Among them are "multi touch interface" and "the Total Snob Look". Stevie whined that "Now anyone can use a cellphone with more than one finger, and look like a complete snob, just like my once exclusive iPhone." Stevie Jobs is ready to sue HTC into the stone age. The only problem, HTC makes the hardware for every handheld electronic device since the first magnetic pen used on the Merccury missions. They make cellphones and sell them under names like HTC, Audiovox, Starcomm, Motarolla, Samsang, and Ellegee. Once Stevie got word that if he did actually sue HTC, they would stop making his uber snob phone for him, he went after Eric Schmidt. Schmidt is well known for inventing things like Google and not shoving annoying popups in your face while surfing for porn. His unique concept has takenn root in the now familiar android phone OS. "Its not like you can copyright being a snob," sayd Schmidt, "anyone can do it. However, I like to think of Android as being more geeky in nature." He went on to make comments that the iPhone was like going to Disney Land and being forced to enjoy it while surrounded by armed guards, with very mean sounding voices. "But the guards are dressed in fuzzy costumes, THAT MAKES IT OK SCHMIDTY!" Screamed Jobsy at another super secret brain trust meeting, this time at Tim Horton's. Meanwhile Microsoft has been developing Windows 7 for the mobile hardware set. A preview was released at the WMX10 convention, where lots of geeks that can't afford new phones bring their eBay specials and burn the latest rom on their antiquated technology. "I have Windows 6.5.3.1178 RC 8 on my 1996 HTC Apache, and my girlfriend STILL likes me!" said one pencilneck at the convention. When asked to interview, Bill Gates could not be reached because his winmo phone refused to answer and kept switching to email. What's in store for the future of handheld devices? We'll know once Jobsy gets done suing Al Gore for inventing the internet directly against Jobs' copyrighted iPorn Distribution Networking System, which would have been exactly like the internet, except you'd only get email from nice people, and only Apple could spam you.
Steve Jobs is angry. Really angry. So angry he broke three of his favorite colored crayons. Apparently the ire is because HTC has infringed on 20 copyrights held by Apple. Among them are "multi touch interface" and "the Total Snob Look". Stevie whined that "Now anyone can use a cellphone with more than one finger, and look like a complete snob, just like my once exclusive iPhone." Stevie Jobs is ready to sue HTC into the stone age. The only problem, HTC makes the hardware for every handheld electronic device since the first magnetic pen used on the Merccury missions. They make cellphones and sell them under names like HTC, Audiovox, Starcomm, Motarolla, Samsang, and Ellegee. Once Stevie got word that if he did actually sue HTC, they would stop making his uber snob phone for him, he went after Eric Schmidt. Schmidt is well known for inventing things like Google and not shoving annoying popups in your face while surfing for porn. His unique concept has takenn root in the now familiar android phone OS. "Its not like you can copyright being a snob," sayd Schmidt, "anyone can do it. However, I like to think of Android as being more geeky in nature." He went on to make comments that the iPhone was like going to Disney Land and being forced to enjoy it while surrounded by armed guards, with very mean sounding voices. "But the guards are dressed in fuzzy costumes, THAT MAKES IT OK SCHMIDTY!" Screamed Jobsy at another super secret brain trust meeting, this time at Tim Horton's. Meanwhile Microsoft has been developing Windows 7 for the mobile hardware set. A preview was released at the WMX10 convention, where lots of geeks that can't afford new phones bring their eBay specials and burn the latest rom on their antiquated technology. "I have Windows 6.5.3.1178 RC 8 on my 1996 HTC Apache, and my girlfriend STILL likes me!" said one pencilneck at the convention. When asked to interview, Bill Gates could not be reached because his winmo phone refused to answer and kept switching to email. What's in store for the future of handheld devices? We'll know once Jobsy gets done suing Al Gore for inventing the internet directly against Jobs' copyrighted iPorn Distribution Networking System, which would have been exactly like the internet, except you'd only get email from nice people, and only Apple could spam you.
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