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round 12....thats XSive plus 1....
(the coliseum goes dark as a silence falls upon the audience)
(slowly the coliseum roof opens and exposes a beautiful view of the night sky)
(suddenly, from the skies, he slowly descends thru the roof opening, wearing his riding gear, suspended from a parachute)
(as he enters the coliseum, the spotlights shine upon him as he slowly descends and make a near perfect landing on the XS soapbox)
(after removing his gear, he speaks)
hey there folks....been thinking (yea, i know its dangerous) and had to take a look back at the damages.....have roasted over 80 members so far and not so much as even a knock at the door.....waiting for the XS gods to remove my account and shut the site down again.....didn't happen....well, i guess we are just gonna have to carry on and roast the latest lineup of offenders.....collectively, this group runs a criminal enterprise that profits millions of dollars per year.....
"mr. heavy"....
(notice the "tapout" shirt, sh*t eatin' grin, and the eye-twitch!)
(please tell me that is not a potty chart in the background!)
here he is planting a gps locator in the car of one of his victims...
(notice the relaxed approach and planning of planting the locator!)
next we have the computer "hacker".....
(why do you think he got the new computer!)
(also, from his ill-gotten profits he flaunts his wealth......yea folks, he own everything in the photo.....land, guardrail, telephone poles, river, sky, air, trees, road and (of course) the XS!)
psycoreefer.....(one of my spys!).....good eyes.....
(not to worry....this picture only proves that he only has a little over 18 years of h*ll left!)
covert mercenary in "black op's" mode.....
(seriously, would you f*ck with this dude's XS!?)
vintage motorcycle smuggler...
(for god's sake, he's got 8 on the auction block just in this picture!)
(btw....notice the anti-government statement with the shirt....."shut the f*ck up!".......nice touch!)
(this picture proves his motto...trapped in time....check.....surrounded by evil....only if a harley owner took the photo....low on gas.....at his age.....yea, right!)
and so goes another round of the XSive 100 most wanted....stay tuned and be amazed......(god knows i'm totally amazed this has gone on this long!)....
(after donning his gear, he uses his jet pack to rocket suddenly out of the coliseum to the cheers of the crowd below!)
.....ride hard, ride safe.....ross
(the coliseum goes dark as a silence falls upon the audience)
(slowly the coliseum roof opens and exposes a beautiful view of the night sky)
(suddenly, from the skies, he slowly descends thru the roof opening, wearing his riding gear, suspended from a parachute)
(as he enters the coliseum, the spotlights shine upon him as he slowly descends and make a near perfect landing on the XS soapbox)
(after removing his gear, he speaks)
hey there folks....been thinking (yea, i know its dangerous) and had to take a look back at the damages.....have roasted over 80 members so far and not so much as even a knock at the door.....waiting for the XS gods to remove my account and shut the site down again.....didn't happen....well, i guess we are just gonna have to carry on and roast the latest lineup of offenders.....collectively, this group runs a criminal enterprise that profits millions of dollars per year.....
"mr. heavy"....
(notice the "tapout" shirt, sh*t eatin' grin, and the eye-twitch!)
(please tell me that is not a potty chart in the background!)
here he is planting a gps locator in the car of one of his victims...
(notice the relaxed approach and planning of planting the locator!)
next we have the computer "hacker".....
(why do you think he got the new computer!)
(also, from his ill-gotten profits he flaunts his wealth......yea folks, he own everything in the photo.....land, guardrail, telephone poles, river, sky, air, trees, road and (of course) the XS!)
psycoreefer.....(one of my spys!).....good eyes.....
(not to worry....this picture only proves that he only has a little over 18 years of h*ll left!)
covert mercenary in "black op's" mode.....
(seriously, would you f*ck with this dude's XS!?)
vintage motorcycle smuggler...
(for god's sake, he's got 8 on the auction block just in this picture!)
(btw....notice the anti-government statement with the shirt....."shut the f*ck up!".......nice touch!)
(this picture proves his motto...trapped in time....check.....surrounded by evil....only if a harley owner took the photo....low on gas.....at his age.....yea, right!)
and so goes another round of the XSive 100 most wanted....stay tuned and be amazed......(god knows i'm totally amazed this has gone on this long!)....
(after donning his gear, he uses his jet pack to rocket suddenly out of the coliseum to the cheers of the crowd below!)
.....ride hard, ride safe.....ross
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