"anti monkey butt powder!"

[ross]

hey there folks....sorry, but have been following another thread about a heated seat warmer and sitting around the other day i seen this ad in the local newspaper.....it just "screamed" out "i gotta post this on the xs11.com forum!"....anywho, here goes....



step right up folks.....this is the most wonderful product in the world!.....it will cure most any illness you have.....and if you act right now within the next ten minutes, we will double your offer....shipping and handling are extra....c'mon folks ya can't let this "golden opportunity" pass you bye...(best of all this an ad out of the local "rite-aid" circular!).....ride hard, ride safe....ross

[MaximPhil]

Hi Ross,
I'll take three if that ad is real.
Maxim Phil

[Rettic]

Got some

I actually got some this past year for my birthday. It is real stuff. Not used it... yet. It was a joke from one of my friends.

[oseaghdha]

Monkey Butt: It's not a joke!

This reminded me of something.......

Some of you old guys probably know Rick "Super Hunky" Sieman, but some may not. I don't know if he came up with the term Monkey Butt, but his book is some of the funniest laugh out loud stuff I've ever read.

Last I heard from him, he was living in Baja somewhere.

[johnboi71]

The stuff works but is somewhat pricey normally. Gold Bond powder performs equally well. If you never had Monkey butt, you don't know what you are missing

[79XS11F]

I get the impression that I am Lucky that I don't know what MONKEY BUTT is.
Rob

[Ivan]

All the bike shops sell that stuff here. Smells like Gold Bond, but four times the price.

Having a chapped butt isn't any fun, that's for sure. But I'd be more inclined to use:

[Big Daddy Funk]

Not That I Have Had it

You may of had it without knowing it. Monkee Butt is a term only used by bikers so far as I know. I'm guessing long haul truck drivers could get it too.
It is a raw red rash on your butt after a long ride. It is a burning sensation that is very uncomfortable similar to a sunburn.
Monkee Butt is usually caused by dampness from sweat and long distance riding and is fungal in nature.
Hence the names of Rallies like Bun Burner, Iron Butt and Monkee Butt.
It can really take the joy out of a ride. A shower, fresh clothes and some Anti-monkee butt or Gold Bond powder helps the situation. Using it before the problem develops is always a good idea.
Trying to tough it out can extend the affected area to REALLY uncomfortable body parts.
At XS North, Male and Female Anti-monkee butt powder were the prizes for the furthest traveled by bike.

[wa407mpp]

Corn starch will work equally well, and because it's unscented, it's better for those who are sensitive to perfumes.

[cueball]

Paw Paw Gel

Works really well to prevent sweat rash in the upper groin area while sitting for long periods (riding or truck driving)

[XSokieSPECIAL]

Works really well to prevent sweat rash in the upper groin area while sitting for long periods (riding or truck driving)

I think you just like rubbing that particular area.

[cueball]

That novelty

Wore off many many moons ago

[latexeses]

Just in case someone need another source.

http://www.duluthtrading.com/store/products/96235.aspx

Been seeing it here for quite a while. Just waiting to find the right person to spring it on!

[Larrym]

Use Twice Daily Until Symptoms Disappear

Irritating, distracting, Painful? yeah.

What makes it really bad is that it's in a hard to reach place:



Hard to find that kind of friend who'll help out.

[MaximPhil]

Just in case someone need another source.

http://www.duluthtrading.com/store/products/96235.aspx

Been seeing it here for quite a while. Just waiting to find the right person to spring it on!

Hi Latexeses,
My point at the begining of this tread is teh 99c PRICE.
at $6.50 it is available in lots of places.

Phil