What to do on a plane if........

[Montreux_Blue]

....the passenger next to you is irritating:


1- Remove your lap top from its bag

2- Open the laptop slowly and carefully

3- Turn on

4- Ensure the passenger next to you is watching

5- Turn on the Internet

6- Close your eyes for a brief moment, open them again, turn your
gaze upwards to the skies as if in prayer

7- Take a deep breath and open this site
http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html (go on, open it)

8- Observe the facial expression of your neighboring passenger



***Don't worry, I'm not going to try it, just thought it was funny.***

[DJinNH]

I'll just eat buffalo chicken prior to my flight and let nature take it's course.

[STEPPENWOLF]

I go by train....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGPSOZIa824&feature=related

[Montreux_Blue]

I'll take my chances on a plane vs Amtrak....

[STEPPENWOLF]

Blue...

Yuppers that was a bad accident..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJMOghxT0AE

I was just on that train last week for 1995 miles from LA to New Orleans...cruising along at 90 mph your best bet is not to think about things going wrong.It is best to visit the lounge car and drink a beer or three..

[Montreux_Blue]

Trains are fun, only ridden on a couple in Australia though.

[STEPPENWOLF]

Trains are fun, only ridden on a couple in Australia though.

Rode thru your stopping grounds in '08 on the Texas Eagle,stops in Dallas and FT Worth on my way to San Antonio.