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  • mro
    XS-XJ Super Guru
    • Oct 2005
    • 4276
    • Hayward, California

    #1

    Very Funny

    Was snooping around the brit XS site and ran across this.
    Be prepaired to waste a little time on it




    mro
  • cueball
    XStremely XSive
    • Jun 2003
    • 375
    • Nth Albury NSW Australia 2640

    #2
    Worth reading

    Had to wipe away afew tears when he got to the lift

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    • Wildkat
      XS Special Gurette
      • Apr 2004
      • 3416
      • Location, Location

      #3
      Ohhhhhhhhhhh maaaaaaaaaan

      Never have I laughed SO hard at the thought of someone else's misfortune...
      poor guy

      ~snicker~
      81 SH Something Special
      81 frame, 80 tank and side covers, 79 tail light and carbs, 78 engine, 750 final drive mod, Geezer rec/reg, 140 mains, LH wheels


      79 SF MEAUQABEAUXS
      81SH Nor'eas tah (Old Red)
      80 LG Black Magic
      78 E Standard Practice


      James 3:17

      If I can make at least one person smile, or pee their pants a little, or maybe spit out their drink; then my day is not wasted.

      “Alis Volat Propriis”

      Yamaha XS 1100 Classic
      For those on FB

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      • redbone
        XStremely XSive
        • Oct 2007
        • 244
        • Waynesboro pa

        #4
        That is some funny sh!t rite there.
        The man should be a comedy writer....what a talent to put those feelings [if thats what they should be called] into words
        testing 1-2-3

        1980 1100 mns

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        • tarzan
          XS-XJ Guru
          • Apr 2008
          • 1700
          • Chandler,Az.

          #5
          I just wasted an hour reading that.Its hilarious.
          80 SG XS1100
          14 Victory Cross Country

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          • Trainzz
            XStremely XSive
            • Apr 2009
            • 215
            • KS

            #6
            omg

            If you do not have tears in your eyes from reading this and laughing...........


            you have no soul!

            This is the funniest thing I have seen in years.
            Lee aka trainzz

            I am my inner child!!

            I have no idea how you managed to make that connection within your brain, but I applaud whatever cellular mutation just took place.

            1980 XS11 Special-"Thunder Pig"
            1980 XS11 Special-"Crazy Trainz" (project bike)
            1979 Xs1100 Standard ( parts,parts,parts)

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            • Bigfoot
              XS-XJ GURU
              • Sep 2005
              • 1422
              • Kansas City, Missouri

              #7
              LMAO. Very funny.
              Harry

              The voices in my head are giving me the silent treatment.

              '79 Standard
              '82 XJ1100
              '84 FJ1100


              Acta Non Verba

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              • Shaftt
                New
                • Jun 2009
                • 9
                • Regina, SK

                #8
                Lmao

                Right up there with "The Steakhouse Incident". Dunno where it originated but here's a link

                "Pinky, are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
                "Well I think so Brain, but where are we gonna find a duck and a hose at this hour? Narf!"

                80 XS1100SG

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                • Wildkat
                  XS Special Gurette
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 3416
                  • Location, Location

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Shaftt
                  "The Steakhouse Incident".

                  I didn't know if I should laugh... or get sick right along with that one...
                  Ewwwwwwwwwwwww

                  lol
                  81 SH Something Special
                  81 frame, 80 tank and side covers, 79 tail light and carbs, 78 engine, 750 final drive mod, Geezer rec/reg, 140 mains, LH wheels


                  79 SF MEAUQABEAUXS
                  81SH Nor'eas tah (Old Red)
                  80 LG Black Magic
                  78 E Standard Practice


                  James 3:17

                  If I can make at least one person smile, or pee their pants a little, or maybe spit out their drink; then my day is not wasted.

                  “Alis Volat Propriis”

                  Yamaha XS 1100 Classic
                  For those on FB

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                  • tw1980
                    XSive Maximus
                    • Apr 2009
                    • 662
                    • Bend OR

                    #10
                    I guess I have no soul trainzz because I don't get it.I must be less sophisticated.I'm just a bit puzzled and confused.I don't get how p--p is funny.Sorry if I'm a square.
                    1980 special (Phyllis)
                    1196 10.5 to 1 kit,megacycle cams,shaved head,dynojet carb kit,ported intake and exhaust,mac 4 into 1 exhaust,drilled rotors,ss brake lines,pods,mikes xs green coils,iridium plugs,led lights,throttle lock,progressive shocks,oil cooler,ajustable cam gears,HD valve springs,Vmax tensioner mod

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                    • cywelchjr
                      XS-XJ Super Guru(Deceased)
                      • Oct 2008
                      • 4450
                      • Sacramento, CA

                      #11
                      I'm sorry, I only laughed for part of it. The misery and suffering of the process is too fresh in my mind (different chemical, same procedure) having had this done just last month. I could feel his pain as I read it, and remember going through the same thing. Only difference was my present was to be taken in 4 parts, twice, two hours apart. And the results of the inflation took almost 2 days to get over (not just the noise effects, but really bad pains).

                      So unfortunately, for someone who just went through this procedure, most of it was really not funny to me.
                      Cy

                      1980 XS1100G (Brutus) w/81H Engine
                      Duplicolor Mirage Paint Job (Purple/Green)
                      Vetter Windjammer IV
                      Vetter hard bags & Trunk
                      OEM Luggage Rack
                      Jardine Spaghetti 4-2 exhaust system
                      Spade Fuse Box
                      Turn Signal Auto Cancel Mod
                      750 FD Mod
                      TC Spin on Oil Filter Adapter (temp removed)
                      XJ1100 Front Footpegs
                      XJ1100 Shocks

                      I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.

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