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  • 81xsproject
    XS-XJ Super Guru
    • Nov 2004
    • 3185
    • Fortuna, CA

    #1

    Super Funny Craigslist Ad in the MC section

    This is a great ad in my area.
    '81 XS1100 SH

    Melted to the ground during The Valley Fire

    Sep. 12th 2015

    RIP
  • Montreux_Blue
    XS-XJ Guru (Deceased)
    • May 2008
    • 1143
    • Longitude: -85° 57' 43" Latitude: 37° 52' 55"

    #2
    I think you will find this one even funnier.

    Winnebago/Legand Cat Pro fishing boat will not seperate
    http://www.myspace.com/i_give_you_power

    1980 XS11 Special - chopped, dropped and OCTY is still installed - NOW IT'S FOR SALE! $1,800 OBO


    Famous Myspace quote:

    "Don't mess with TEXAS! It's not nice to pick on retards."

    It's funny because I am from TEXAS!

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    • DGXSER
      Doctor of XSology(Deceased)
      • Nov 2008
      • 12001
      • Cincinnati, Ohio

      #3
      Wow

      Now thats funny right there, I don't care who you are, thats funny!!!

      Both of them gave me a good idea.....I mena a great laugh!!!!
      Life is what happens while your planning everything else!

      When your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt.

      81 XS1100 Special - Humpty Dumpty
      80 XS1100 Special - Project Resurrection


      Previously owned
      93 GSX600F
      80 XS1100 Special - Ruby
      81 XS1100 Special
      81 CB750 C
      80 CB750 C
      78 XS750

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      • Montreux_Blue
        XS-XJ Guru (Deceased)
        • May 2008
        • 1143
        • Longitude: -85° 57' 43" Latitude: 37° 52' 55"

        #4
        The Winnebago runs on grass.
        http://www.myspace.com/i_give_you_power

        1980 XS11 Special - chopped, dropped and OCTY is still installed - NOW IT'S FOR SALE! $1,800 OBO


        Famous Myspace quote:

        "Don't mess with TEXAS! It's not nice to pick on retards."

        It's funny because I am from TEXAS!

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        • Silent
          XStremely XSive
          • Jan 2009
          • 343
          • San Jose, CA

          #5
          Dayum, what that Winnie hit?
          Ray

          '79 XS1100 Special - An XS Odyssey <<-- Click it, you know you want to!
          '07 FJR1300

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          • rpgoerlich
            XSive Maximus
            • Dec 2007
            • 643
            • Katy, Tx

            #6
            At least the guy with the R90S has his priorities straight!
            Richard

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            • CatatonicBug
              Master of XSology
              • Oct 2008
              • 6117
              • Clinton, UT

              #7
              Originally posted by 81xsproject
              It's been removed! Darn, I missed it...
              1980 XS850SG - Sold
              1981 XS1100LH Midnight Special (Sold) - purchased 9/29/08
              Fully Vetterized and Dynojet Kit added, Heated Grips, Truck-Lite LED headlight, Accel Coils, Irridium plugs, TKAT Fork Brace, XS850LH Final Drive & Black SS Brake lines from Chacal.
              Here's my web page devoted to my bike! XS/XJ User's Manuals there, and the XJ1100 Service Manual and both XS1100 Service manuals (free download!).

              Whether you think you can, or you think you cannot - You're right.
              -H. Ford

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              • DGXSER
                Doctor of XSology(Deceased)
                • Nov 2008
                • 12001
                • Cincinnati, Ohio

                #8
                Basically the guy started out with saying his wife gave an ultimatum, her or the motorcycle had to go. They had been married I think three months maybe from the description.

                So he then began describing his wife as the item up for grabs!!
                Life is what happens while your planning everything else!

                When your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt.

                81 XS1100 Special - Humpty Dumpty
                80 XS1100 Special - Project Resurrection


                Previously owned
                93 GSX600F
                80 XS1100 Special - Ruby
                81 XS1100 Special
                81 CB750 C
                80 CB750 C
                78 XS750

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                • fredintoon
                  Master of XSology
                  • Mar 2004
                  • 6795
                  • Saskatoon SK

                  #9
                  Originally posted by DGXSER
                  Basically the guy started out with saying his wife gave an ultimatum, her or the motorcycle had to go. They had been married I think three months maybe from the description.
                  So he then began describing his wife as the item up for grabs!!
                  Hi DGXSR,
                  most likely a spoof ad, like the ones that offer high-end sporting machinery at a bargain price and end with:-
                  " - - - is seems that "buy just what you like" doesn't mean what I thought it did."
                  Then there's the T-shirt that said:-
                  The old lady said she'd leave me if I bought another bike.
                  I still remember her fondly from time to time.
                  Fred Hill, S'toon
                  XS11SG with Spirit of America sidecar
                  "The Flying Pumpkin"

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                  • DGXSER
                    Doctor of XSology(Deceased)
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 12001
                    • Cincinnati, Ohio

                    #10
                    Fred,

                    Alot like that country song about fishing, "I'm gonna miss her".

                    When we wer dating I always told my wife when I did something she was most likely not gonna like that I had a 50/50 shot, either she would get over it or not! Now I just don't say it, she has no choice, part of that for better or worse thing.
                    Life is what happens while your planning everything else!

                    When your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt.

                    81 XS1100 Special - Humpty Dumpty
                    80 XS1100 Special - Project Resurrection


                    Previously owned
                    93 GSX600F
                    80 XS1100 Special - Ruby
                    81 XS1100 Special
                    81 CB750 C
                    80 CB750 C
                    78 XS750

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                    • Gator
                      XSive
                      • Aug 2009
                      • 40
                      • Aggieland, TX

                      #11
                      A week or so ago, a guy posted 'Parents for sale' on CL. He touted that they had served him well and had a lot of great miles left on them, he just didn't need them anymore. He was willing to take $150 cash or trade for a hot blond!

                      This made it to Good Morning America! He was on with his parents! They said that they took it all in stride, but he was out of the will!
                      This world needs more Christian, RedNeck, Cowboys!

                      1981 XS1100 Special for sale! $750!

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                      • Montreux_Blue
                        XS-XJ Guru (Deceased)
                        • May 2008
                        • 1143
                        • Longitude: -85° 57' 43" Latitude: 37° 52' 55"

                        #12
                        http://www.myspace.com/i_give_you_power

                        1980 XS11 Special - chopped, dropped and OCTY is still installed - NOW IT'S FOR SALE! $1,800 OBO


                        Famous Myspace quote:

                        "Don't mess with TEXAS! It's not nice to pick on retards."

                        It's funny because I am from TEXAS!

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