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  • ross
    XSive Maximus
    • Dec 2006
    • 542
    • see signature...

    #1

    what can you see wrong with moped man?!

    hey there folks....once again i have corrupted another neighbor into riding.....but some where along the way, the communication was scrambled and instead of a bike....well, he got this thing.....now mind you he is a doctor (chiroproactor, of course)....feel free to let the comments, criticisms and other blather fly.....when you crash at 25 does it still hurt like h*ll?.....notice the fancy riding garb......i'm not sure whether i want to race him on the street (i know i can take him in first gear!) or take him to "bike nite" with my buddies......either way, everytime i hear him coming down the street i grab the camera and shoot video....one of these days that d*mn $100,000 is gonna be mine and i'll buy ya' all a beer!...hahahaha....talk 2 ya later....ross

    Last edited by ross; 07-08-2009, 05:14 PM. Reason: bad link....sorry!
    rebel devil
    1979 xs 1100f standard
    authenic historical vehicle
    42°36'23.52"N, 82°52'44.78"W
    "I'M IN MY HAPPY PLACE"
    "i got 14 jobs mon....you only got 1 job....you lazy bones mon"
    "if you don't wrench on it, get behind me satan!"
    '96 venture cct.....installed!
    stainless, braided, pvc coated brake lines
    i can translate...deustch, nederlands, 汉语, 漢語, français, ελληνικά, italiano, 한국어, português, русско, español and most importantly, 日本語....
  • trbig
    Simply used to just post A LOT!
    • Nov 2005
    • 7838
    • Ada, Oklahoma

    #2
    Go Speed Racer.. Go Speed Racer..

    I like the last part. Dum da dee.. Umm.. Why NO, I'm not filming you!! lol.

    He'll have a restraining order filed on you soon.

    Tod
    Try your hardest to be the kind of person your dog thinks you are.

    You can live to be 100, as long as you give up everything that would make you want to live to be 100!

    Current bikes:
    '06 Suzuki DR650
    *'82 XJ1100 with the 1179 kit. "Mad Maxim"
    '82 XJ1100 Completely stock fixer-upper
    '82 XJ1100 Bagger fixer-upper
    '82 XJ1100 Motor/frame and lots of boxes of parts
    '82 XJ1100 Parts bike
    '81 XS1100 Special
    '81 YZ250
    '80 XS850 Special
    '80 XR100
    *Crashed/Totalled, still own

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    • ross
      XSive Maximus
      • Dec 2006
      • 542
      • see signature...

      #3
      no restraining order so far...

      he hates my guts already and i think he's crazy.....so it works out....anywho it was him that was riding past my house and i feel what i see in front of my own house i can video...also take 2 bars and such....trust me when ya tell someone that is drunk that they are going to be on youtube.....they do some crazy stuff...thats also the reason everytime i pass by his house i rev the rebel devil up just 2 make some noize....hehehehehe...talk 2 ya later...ross
      rebel devil
      1979 xs 1100f standard
      authenic historical vehicle
      42°36'23.52"N, 82°52'44.78"W
      "I'M IN MY HAPPY PLACE"
      "i got 14 jobs mon....you only got 1 job....you lazy bones mon"
      "if you don't wrench on it, get behind me satan!"
      '96 venture cct.....installed!
      stainless, braided, pvc coated brake lines
      i can translate...deustch, nederlands, 汉语, 漢語, français, ελληνικά, italiano, 한국어, português, русско, español and most importantly, 日本語....

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      • latexeses
        XS-XJ Guru
        • Jun 2008
        • 1491
        • California

        #4
        Sounds like he is riding a weedeater with a bad muffler....
        RIP Whiskers (Shop Boss) 25+yrs

        "It doesn't hurt until you find out no one is looking"

        Everything on hold...

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        • tarzan
          XS-XJ Guru
          • Apr 2008
          • 1700
          • Chandler,Az.

          #5
          Monkey and a football comes to mind.
          80 SG XS1100
          14 Victory Cross Country

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          • tw1980
            XSive Maximus
            • Apr 2009
            • 662
            • Bend OR

            #6
            I don't get it.If he's having fun and not breaking the law who cares?None of my business.Sorry if he's a little noisy.Maybe he could use a little help fixing his muffler. Terry
            1980 special (Phyllis)
            1196 10.5 to 1 kit,megacycle cams,shaved head,dynojet carb kit,ported intake and exhaust,mac 4 into 1 exhaust,drilled rotors,ss brake lines,pods,mikes xs green coils,iridium plugs,led lights,throttle lock,progressive shocks,oil cooler,ajustable cam gears,HD valve springs,Vmax tensioner mod

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            • trbig
              Simply used to just post A LOT!
              • Nov 2005
              • 7838
              • Ada, Oklahoma

              #7
              Maybe he could use a little help fixing his muffler

              He'd probably just snap at you for getting too close to his football.


              Tod
              Try your hardest to be the kind of person your dog thinks you are.

              You can live to be 100, as long as you give up everything that would make you want to live to be 100!

              Current bikes:
              '06 Suzuki DR650
              *'82 XJ1100 with the 1179 kit. "Mad Maxim"
              '82 XJ1100 Completely stock fixer-upper
              '82 XJ1100 Bagger fixer-upper
              '82 XJ1100 Motor/frame and lots of boxes of parts
              '82 XJ1100 Parts bike
              '81 XS1100 Special
              '81 YZ250
              '80 XS850 Special
              '80 XR100
              *Crashed/Totalled, still own

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              • latexeses
                XS-XJ Guru
                • Jun 2008
                • 1491
                • California

                #8
                Day do fling poo...
                RIP Whiskers (Shop Boss) 25+yrs

                "It doesn't hurt until you find out no one is looking"

                Everything on hold...

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                • CatatonicBug
                  Master of XSology
                  • Oct 2008
                  • 6117
                  • Clinton, UT

                  #9
                  Reminds me of one of the kids on my street. He's almost 6' tall, and rides a tiny BMX bicycle that just looks WAY too small for him. Your neighbor looks like he's big enough to need twice that much bike to haul up to actual traffic speed.
                  1980 XS850SG - Sold
                  1981 XS1100LH Midnight Special (Sold) - purchased 9/29/08
                  Fully Vetterized and Dynojet Kit added, Heated Grips, Truck-Lite LED headlight, Accel Coils, Irridium plugs, TKAT Fork Brace, XS850LH Final Drive & Black SS Brake lines from Chacal.
                  Here's my web page devoted to my bike! XS/XJ User's Manuals there, and the XJ1100 Service Manual and both XS1100 Service manuals (free download!).

                  Whether you think you can, or you think you cannot - You're right.
                  -H. Ford

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                  • fredintoon
                    Master of XSology
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 6795
                    • Saskatoon SK

                    #10
                    Originally posted by ross
                    hey there folks....once again i have corrupted another neighbor into riding.....but some where along the way, the communication was scrambled and instead of a bike....well, he got this thing.....
                    Hi Ross,
                    you did a good thing by getting your neighbor onto 2 wheels but now the bike he chose to ride is getting over 100mpg and if the thing breaks down he can pedal it home, neither of which is possible on an XS11. What I see here is someone who is being overcome by envy.
                    Fred Hill, S'toon
                    XS11SG with Spirit of America sidecar
                    "The Flying Pumpkin"

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                    • tarzan
                      XS-XJ Guru
                      • Apr 2008
                      • 1700
                      • Chandler,Az.

                      #11
                      What I see here is someone who is being overcome by envy.

                      Kinda like a fat girl Fred?Every guy wants to ride one, none wants to be seen riding one.
                      80 SG XS1100
                      14 Victory Cross Country

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                      • b.walker5
                        XS-XJ Guru
                        • Feb 2009
                        • 1745
                        • Invercargill, New Zealand

                        #12
                        Originally posted by tarzan
                        ....Kinda like a fat girl Fred?Every guy wants to ride one, none wants to be seen riding one.....
                        Whoa... I definately don't wanna ride one ...
                        1980 SG. (Sold - waiting on replacement)
                        2000 XJR1300. The Real modern XS11. Others are just pretenders.

                        Woman (well, my wife anyway) are always on Transmit and never Receive.

                        "A man should look for what is, and not for what he thinks should be" Albert Einstien.

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                        • lakecountrydave
                          XStremely XSive
                          • Aug 2007
                          • 384
                          • Phoenix, AZ

                          #13
                          I am happy to see another person taking up the two wheeled hobby! A moped is a great starter bike as it is small in both size and weight. Although I think that we need a graduated licensing system, I have to admit that when a guy drops his new Hardley at a stop sign (three times last year) because it is way too much for his skill set I laugh so hard my stomach hurts

                          Maybe if you repair his moped he will hate you just a little less.
                          Dave
                          1979 XS1100SF Special

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                          • fredintoon
                            Master of XSology
                            • Mar 2004
                            • 6795
                            • Saskatoon SK

                            #14
                            Originally posted by b.walker5
                            Whoa... I definitely don't wanna ride one
                            Hi Brian,
                            don't wanna ride the little bike or don't wanna ride the fat girl?
                            It is well known that the world's best-selling motorcycle is the Honda Cub and from my own limited experience, a lady's looks have nothing to do with her capacity for passion.
                            Fred Hill, S'toon
                            XS11SG with Spirit of America sidecar
                            "The Flying Pumpkin"

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                            • 65oldsboy
                              XStremely XSive
                              • Jun 2008
                              • 201
                              • Perry Hall, MD

                              #15
                              They are both fun to ride.......until your friends find out.
                              79 XS1100 SF - name TBD - possibly "Divorce Maker" Kerker 4 into 1, K&N filter in stock air box
                              79 XS1100 SF - parts (for now) - "Divorce Maker II"
                              79 XS1100 SF "The one that got away" sold in 1993.

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