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    LMAO.. Do you think anyone will fall for this??
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    Breast Implant Massage
    Reply to: serv-ugy4f-1223629552@craigslist.org
    Date: 2009-06-15, 9:49PM
    There are specific Technique of Breast Implant Massage to Prevent Implant Capsule Contracture or Firmness. The commonest mechanical complication of Breast Implant Augmentation is the development of a foreign body scar Capsule Contracture. There are certain techniques that I apply to greatly limit the likelihood of this problem, leading to a higher percentage of excellent results. Whenever any material is inserted into the body, the body will respond with a non-specific reaction of scar formation to try to wall off the foreign material with a scar covering. Ordinarily the body will try to limit as much as possible the size of this scar, and thus completely exclude the material into the smallest possible space. Scar formation cells have special characteristics that facilitate this normal biological behavior, but there are ways to limit the scar response by appropriate techniques.

    Early and vigorous post-op massage of the implants, fully displacing them throughout the entire oversized submuscular pockets is used to keep them wide open, and thus the implants soft, freely moveable, soft to the touch, and natural-appearing to the eye.

    I am not a doctor or even in the medical profession but have a lot of experience with breast massage and I learned how to help women in my past have great results. The secret is the massage. I would be willing to do the first 30 min massage for free for the right person. Age 18-35, cute, petite, 100-120 lbs preferred. If you fit this description I might be willing to help you improve your result. Strictly Professional. To be honest, it is kind of fun. People should enjoy their hobby right? I live in a upscale high rise and they have a massage table we can use so it is safe environment if your would like to meet here.

    Location: Galleria Highrise
    it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
    Original URL:http://houston.craigslist.org/bts/1223629552.html
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    "Commonest" is a word.. right??

    Tod
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  • #2
    atta boy

    Ya gotta love the thought that went into this. I showed it to the better half, and after she quit laughing, she commented that she shoould save this in case she ever gets implants. Should I be worried?

    Around here hi-rises usually refer to retirement homes..........
    So I have this picture of an old gray haired perv in a raincoat. Never mind, that was just me looking in the mirror.
    Lee aka trainzz

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    • #3
      Originally posted by trbig View Post
      "Commonest" is a word.. right??
      I was wondering that too... but then that was replaced with wondering why in the world you were looking in the Houston craigslist for a breast implant massage?

      is there something you're not telling us?
      lol

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      • #4
        Tod was looking for something to get you as a thank you for MOTM Kat!!

        Funny thing is, my neighbor used to work for Dow in the Houston area. Just the other night at a poker party he described a very similar rouse he and some of his coworkers would play on the "entertainers" of the area during the big hoopla over leaking implants. Said they had alot of ladies in that line of work that were somewhat easily led astray..so to speak.
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        • #5
          And to think I offered breast exams for free

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          • #6
            Originally posted by DGXSER View Post
            Tod was looking for something to get you as a thank you for MOTM Kat!!
            But don't I need the implants first? Who's going to get those for me? and is there some sort of sensory test that can be done first to make certain they aren't too hard or too soft? hmmmmmm... kind of like "Goldilocks and the three implants" lol


            Said they had alot of ladies in that line of work that were somewhat easily led astray..so to speak.
            See? we're living in the wrong area again, Don...

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            80 LG Black Magic
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            James 3:17

            If I can make at least one person smile, or pee their pants a little, or maybe spit out their drink; then my day is not wasted.

            “Alis Volat Propriis”

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Wildkat View Post
              But don't I need the implants first?
              Well, there is a very detailed examination that is required before that question could be answered, please stop by my office for further details. Besides, a thorough massage isn't just for implants anymore, some in the profession are not that judgemental of our clients!!

              and is there some sort of sensory test that can be done first to make certain they aren't too hard or too soft? hmmmmmm... kind of like "Goldilocks and the three implants" lol
              See answer above!

              See? we're living in the wrong area again, Don...

              Wrong area....wrong era.....wrong profession....Not sure what I've gotten right yet somedays!! Could be worse, I could have ended up a proctologist, bend over and say AAAAHHHHHHH "Mooooon River". Ok...rambling completed now.
              Life is what happens while your planning everything else!

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              • #8
                Originally posted by trbig View Post
                I am not a doctor or even in the medical profession but

                kind of reminds me of "I am not a doctor or even in the medical profession but........I did stay at a Days Inn last night."
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