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    This thread has been making the rounds, but I haven't seen it here. You gotta read at least the first two posts. It's a classic.http://www.gixxer.com/forums/showthr...=226570&page=1

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    Well, that explains that! I bought a whole can of compression for my bike and I couldn't tell any difference at all.
    1980 XS 11 Special: The King of Kong, 9th wonder of the world. Pacifico fairing, chopped shield, Yamaha hard bags, Diamond seat, T-Kat fork brace, XJ top end, YICS Eliminator, '80 carbs from Spyder Cycle Works, K&N Air filter, Fuse block, stainless steel valves & reg/rect from Oregon MC Parts. Raptor CCT, XJ air shocks, 850 FD, Sportster mufflers, Standard handle bar, Tusk Bar Risers, SS braided brake lines. Cat Eye speedometer. HID projector beam headlight, LED running lights.

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    • #3
      I think somebody posted that last week sometime. Some people should just stay off the road...
      1980 XS850SG - Sold
      1981 XS1100LH Midnight Special (Sold) - purchased 9/29/08
      Fully Vetterized and Dynojet Kit added, Heated Grips, Truck-Lite LED headlight, Accel Coils, Irridium plugs, TKAT Fork Brace, XS850LH Final Drive & Black SS Brake lines from Chacal.
      Here's my web page devoted to my bike! XS/XJ User's Manuals there, and the XJ1100 Service Manual and both XS1100 Service manuals (free download!).

      Whether you think you can, or you think you cannot - You're right.
      -H. Ford

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      • #4
        Holy crap!!! that is one of the most entertaining things i've read in years. just because you can afford an expensive piece of fast precision machinery doen't mean you should.
        Whoever coined the phrase livin' the dream forgot to mention whether it was a good dream or bad dream.


        '79 XS1100F "Lucy"
        75,000 miles and still goin strong.

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        • #5
          I saw that when it was posted last week...

          but never got further than the first two posts... If you keep reading (or recognize the bottles in his avatar... which I didn't) you find out that what this guy supposedly added to his tank... were two bottles of an energy drink...


          I have to admit, that I'm a bit hooked on the thread now and have made it to page 8... but I don't think I'll get through the entire book.... lol

          The guys in that group came up with a pretty good poster for it though...


          I'm HOPING this guy is just messing with everyone.... SURELY people aren't THAT stupid...
          (yeah... I know... just trying to be optimistic here)
          81 SH Something Special
          81 frame, 80 tank and side covers, 79 tail light and carbs, 78 engine, 750 final drive mod, Geezer rec/reg, 140 mains, LH wheels


          79 SF MEAUQABEAUXS
          81SH Nor'eas tah (Old Red)
          80 LG Black Magic
          78 E Standard Practice


          James 3:17

          If I can make at least one person smile, or pee their pants a little, or maybe spit out their drink; then my day is not wasted.

          “Alis Volat Propriis”

          Yamaha XS 1100 Classic
          For those on FB

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          • #6
            It could be

            Hey Kat,

            Someone has to be on the bottom of the bell curve just to make the rest of us feel a little more secure.
            Lee aka trainzz

            I am my inner child!!

            I have no idea how you managed to make that connection within your brain, but I applaud whatever cellular mutation just took place.

            1980 XS11 Special-"Thunder Pig"
            1980 XS11 Special-"Crazy Trainz" (project bike)
            1979 Xs1100 Standard ( parts,parts,parts)

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            • #7
              The further in the worse it gets. At one point it comes out that there actually is a NOS fuel enhancer that looks very much like the energy drink, it just has a different looking cap, and the guy actually comes out and re-iterates that it was indeed the energy drink he put in. I'm begining to think that either the guy is really "special" or he is pulling a prank for the attention.

              He keeps saying "well it was running like crap when I pulled into the station, so I doubt the energy drink had anything to do with it not starting now" over and over. He is either truely dense or is milking it for everything he can get. There are folks from forums all over the internet joining gixxer.com just to let everyone know that everyone on their site is laughing at the guy.
              Cy

              1980 XS1100G (Brutus) w/81H Engine
              Duplicolor Mirage Paint Job (Purple/Green)
              Vetter Windjammer IV
              Vetter hard bags & Trunk
              OEM Luggage Rack
              Jardine Spaghetti 4-2 exhaust system
              Spade Fuse Box
              Turn Signal Auto Cancel Mod
              750 FD Mod
              TC Spin on Oil Filter Adapter (temp removed)
              XJ1100 Front Footpegs
              XJ1100 Shocks

              I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.

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