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[Bud Manley]

My wife told me that next year when I graduate from college she wants to go on a weekend trip to somewhere she's never been before. So I said "how about the kitchen".
Seemed funny at the time.......
my mistake

[Snow]

lol - just make sure to answer correctly if she ever asks whether you like to spend more time with the love of your life or that "obsession of yours".

Answer: Baby, don't worry, I don't obsess over you!

Other Answer: Let me go ask <insert bike's name here>

[wpc57]

I trust both wives are very understanding women ( like that's a chance)or both of you have cots in the garage for just these moments.

[dwales]

I have a full apartment in my garage.

[Wayne]

The usual comeback is...
"Why don't you just go sleep with your damn motorcycle!"

Response...
"OK!"

[dwales]

BTDT

[schpiff]

Mine never asked..between the race car and the bike (but i think when I put a fridge,tv and a comfy chair in the garage) enuff was said.. I think shes on to me now

[dwales]

Only one fridge?
I have two, one for the keg, the other for the cans.

[xs11jack]

My wife caught on when I put a 60" TV in the garage and bought 13 copies of "On any Sunday."