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  • #1

    Thanksgiving morning woes

    "Honey-Buns.... Where's the turkey baster?"
    "I.. uhmm... errrr.."

    You never bought her a new one, did ya?
    ...used the turkey baster to suck out brake fluid from the master cylinder, didn't you?

    (Happens to some fool every year.)



    NUDE TURKEY



    Hey... that photo sort of reminds me of something....
    I've seen that pose before....

    Hey! It's all white meat... TRBIG!

    NON-NUDE TURKEY (WITH "DRESSING")




    (And quit runnin' around the kitchen with the turkey neck hangin' out of your pants. It's not funny anymore.)
    "Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a mechanic!' ('Bones' McCoy)
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  • #2
    (And quit runnin' around the kitchen with the turkey neck hangin' out of your pants. It's not funny anymore.)

    Hi prom,
    that reminds me of Pa talking to Ma at Thanksgiving dinner.
    Somewhere in the Ozarks.
    "Ma, how old is our Jethro anyway?
    I tell you it's time we put pants on that boy.
    Didya see what he dragged through the gravy when he was reaching for another drumstick?
    And he didn't even flinch.
    If there's one thing I really hate, it's cold gravy."
    Fred Hill, S'toon
    XS11SG with Spirit of America sidecar
    "The Flying Pumpkin"

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    • #3
      Ya pick on somebody for months with nothing in return.. and get to feeling like they don't love you any more. BUT.. With him keeping a pic of me like that in that pose... I'm thinking he maybe loves me TOO much!?


      Tod
      Try your hardest to be the kind of person your dog thinks you are.

      You can live to be 100, as long as you give up everything that would make you want to live to be 100!

      Current bikes:
      '06 Suzuki DR650
      *'82 XJ1100 with the 1179 kit. "Mad Maxim"
      '82 XJ1100 Completely stock fixer-upper
      '82 XJ1100 Bagger fixer-upper
      '82 XJ1100 Motor/frame and lots of boxes of parts
      '82 XJ1100 Parts bike
      '81 XS1100 Special
      '81 YZ250
      '80 XS850 Special
      '80 XR100
      *Crashed/Totalled, still own

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      • #4
        Don't worry Tod, I found a video of Prom working out with the ladies.
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GXdqgjTVtc
        http://www.myspace.com/i_give_you_power

        1980 XS11 Special - chopped, dropped and OCTY is still installed - NOW IT'S FOR SALE! $1,800 OBO


        Famous Myspace quote:

        "Don't mess with TEXAS! It's not nice to pick on retards."

        It's funny because I am from TEXAS!

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