Whats with my post count?

[madmax-im]

I have been keeping an eye on my post count...yesterday or the day before it was 901 today it was 884 before my last post and now this one.So I lost 16 posts...I know some theads were deleted that I posted in but that should not change my total post count...by my account my post count should be 904.So do I have to take the penalty because the threads were deleted?

[randy]

Yes, Ben we all took a hit on that one. I lost 30 or so posts. Sorry about that.

[madmax-im]

Yes, Ben we all took a hit on that one. I lost 30 or so posts. Sorry about that.

Man thats alot of colateral damage...now dont do that again ah... the road to the PROM-ised land is never easy

[Pat Kelly]

You can have some of my posts.

[madmax-im]

You can have some of my posts.

Thanks Pat appreciate the thought...its only 15 posts so it aint no biggie...I gotta stand and deliver of my own accord so that we will...its just a matter of momentum

[HobbyMan]

You can take some of mine as well. I haven't had any "real" posts in at least a year. Speaking about that, this post is just fluff like most of the rest.

[oseaghdha]

.............. Speaking about that, this post is just fluff like most of the rest.

I wasn't going to say nuthin.

[madmax-im]

I wasn't going to say nuthin.

Yeah rightI can fluff with the best of ya...but I really like good discussions and not just creating "fluff".Then again...

[xsilerating]

... I haven't had any "real" posts in at least a year. Speaking about that, this post is just fluff like most of the rest.

I didn't say that... or, maybe I just did !

[xs650mike]

How to be a GURU

I haven't had any "real" posts in at least a year...this post is just fluff like most of the rest.

Well you can just waste a lot of time being a post whore. That's what I did...became a guru in record time...didn't get me any free beer though.

Had a long public argument with Maximan. Lotta posts on that one. Too bad he got banned. I really miss him. I suppose he's lurking about under a new identity.

Hey Cody...notice how gas is getting cheaper? Wonder what's going to happen after the election.

[planedick]

After the election

While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies.

His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

'Welcome to heaven,' says St. Peter. 'Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you.'

'No problem, just let me in,' says the man.

'Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity.'

'Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven,' says the senator.

'I'm sorry, but we have our rules.'

And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.

Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people.

They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and champagne.

Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that before he realizes it, it is time to go.

Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises...

The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him.

'Now it's time to visit heaven.'

So, 24 hours pass with the senator joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.

'Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity.'

The senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: 'Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell.'

So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell.

Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage.

He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash fa l ls from above.

The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder. 'I don't understand,' stammers the senator. 'Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable.

What happened?'

The devil looks at him, smiles and says, 'Yesterday we were campaigning.. .

Today you voted.

[xs650mike]

Hee hee hee HEE HEE HEE HEE cough choke HEE HEE.

[exquized1]

that was a joke worth retelling! how did that go again?