Why I've ridden oh, ten miles or so this year

[fredintoon]

Hi Tommy,
for me there is no 4th option so I'm going for #1 because here in toontown there ain't no months until the snow flies, there's only weeks.
If I am dead lucky there won't be permanent snow cover until early October and it'll be gone by late next April. If you could only reach your own arse to kick it, eh?

[tommystinson]

Seriously. Although I read somewhere that the genius of man's design is that he cannot pat himself on the back nor kick himself in the arse.

[Toolmaker Tim]

Put a dark visor on your helmet so nobody knows its you, hop on the wife's bike and go take some therapy. Optionally, spray some primer on the thing and ride it. If anybody asks tell them its your winter project and ride away.