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  • yadada
    Truly XSive
    • Aug 2005
    • 150
    • Louisburg, KS
    #1

    nice what?!?!?!?

    So what do you do when you're bent over snapping up the legs of your chaps and some guy drives by and says "Nice bike." I think/hope that's what he said anyway. Coulda been "nice butt",
    it was hard to tell since I had my helmet on already, so I took it as a compliment either way, but didn't say anything back just in case it was the latter comment.

    Don't men know you're not supposed to talk to another man that is bent over???? Holy jeeze! Have some decency!
    Randy

    "I didn't break it! IT FAILED!"

    '82 XJ1100 "yamama"
    '09 Buell Ulysses
    '01 HD softail std - crunched
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    • olebiker
      XSive Maximus
      • Aug 2007
      • 692
      • Kingston ON
      #2
      Helmet on last. Just never know what might sneak up on ya.
      http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1241/1480921818_241eade448_s.jpg

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        • prometheus578
          XS-XJ Super Guru (RESIGNED)
          • Aug 2004
          • 4012
          • Olympia , Wa.
          #3
          "Easily solved..."

          Post a pic of your bike and another pic of you wearing your chaps... then start a thread with a poll and we'll vote on it.


          (You'd better have a really nice lookin' bike... but be prepared for a lot of rude comments either way)
          "Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a mechanic!' ('Bones' McCoy)

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            • yadada
              Truly XSive
              • Aug 2005
              • 150
              • Louisburg, KS
              #4
              oh I don't know if I need to do that,

              Just think of that one song...

              "Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble,
              when you're perfect in every way."
              Randy

              "I didn't break it! IT FAILED!"

              '82 XJ1100 "yamama"
              '09 Buell Ulysses
              '01 HD softail std - crunched

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                • Wildkat
                  XS Special Gurette
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 3416
                  • Location, Location
                  #5
                  Generally...

                  Originally posted by yadada
                  So what do you do when you're bent over snapping up the legs of your chaps and some guy drives by and says "Nice bike."
                  Thank you!!
                  Either way... it works for me...
                  81 SH Something Special
                  81 frame, 80 tank and side covers, 79 tail light and carbs, 78 engine, 750 final drive mod, Geezer rec/reg, 140 mains, LH wheels
                  โ˜บ

                  79 SF MEAUQABEAUXS
                  81SH Nor'eas tah (Old Red)
                  80 LG Black Magic
                  78 E Standard Practice


                  James 3:17

                  If I can make at least one person smile, or pee their pants a little, or maybe spit out their drink; then my day is not wasted.

                  โ€œAlis Volat Propriisโ€

                  Yamaha XS 1100 Classic
                  For those on FB

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                    • BrianB
                      XStremely XSive
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 362
                      • Idaho
                      #6
                      I like Proms new thread idea.
                      1980 XS Eleven Special

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                        • fredintoon
                          Master of XSology
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 6795
                          • Saskatoon SK
                          #7
                          "Helmet on last. Just never know what might sneak up on ya."

                          Unsafe thought.
                          Helmet on first. Just never know what might just fall out of the sky and bean you.
                          Fred Hill, S'toon
                          XS11SG with Spirit of America sidecar
                          "The Flying Pumpkin"

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                            • DJinNH
                              XSive Maximus
                              • Mar 2008
                              • 854
                              • New Hampshire
                              #8
                              If that happened to me, I'd know he said "bike" since I have no butt. I think it got pushed over to the front and now rests comfortably on my belt buckle.
                              currently own;
                              1980 Yamaha XS1100 SG
                              2009 Yamaha Star Raider

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                                • LoHo
                                  XS-XJ Guru
                                  • Sep 2002
                                  • 1341
                                  • Fresno, CA
                                  #9
                                  Were they ass-less chaps? And was he dressed as an Indian.

                                  "Whyyyyyyyy, Em Cee Ayyyy!"
                                  "Time is the greatest teacher; unfortunately, it kills all of its students."

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                                    • ccogswel
                                      XStremely XSive
                                      • Jun 2005
                                      • 302
                                      • Bowling Green, Ky
                                      #10
                                      You did say you was snapping the legs on your chaps. Did you forget something? LMAO!

                                      Or maybe the other guy was kinda funny.
                                      Or maybe it was a bet.
                                      Or maybe he was thinking this will be funny watch this.
                                      Chris

                                      79 XS1100 Standard aka: Mutt
                                      87 Honda TRX350D 4X4: Old Blue!
                                      93 NewYorker Salon: Sleeper...
                                      71 RoadRunner 440 Magnum: Mean Green!
                                      69 Charger 440 Magnum: Pleasure Ride!

                                      Gimme Fuel Gimme Fire!

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                                        • CarolynS
                                          XStremely XSive
                                          • Apr 2008
                                          • 369
                                          • Massachusetts
                                          #11
                                          I was thinking when I saw this...

                                          You should've turned around and cooed, 'Thanks, Fella'...just to get the reaction.
                                          But these days...you never know...it may not have been worth it! Yikes!!!
                                          It happens to me all the time. LOL! It's my best 'asset'!
                                          Certainly better than my winning smile and sparkling wit.

                                          I'm with Prom...Let's have a poll!!

                                          Pix, Pix!!!
                                          80 XS1100G w/ Windjammer-the Witch
                                          79 XS1100F

                                          "Look Ma! No hands!...."

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                                            • psycoreefer
                                              XS-XJ Guru
                                              • Feb 2008
                                              • 1557
                                              • Minden, NV
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by LoHo
                                              Were they ass-less chaps? And was he dressed as an Indian.

                                              "Whyyyyyyyy, Em Cee Ayyyy!"
                                              Does anyone make chaps with a "ass"? I don't get the term ass-less chaps, if they had an "ass" wouldn't they then be pants? I think all chaps are ass-less. Coworkers always ask me if my chaps are ass-less whenever I mention them and it bugs me.

                                              And now back to your regularly scheduled thread.....
                                              1979 xs1100 Special -
                                              Stock air box/K&N Filter, MAC 4-2 exhaust, Bad-Boy Air horn, TC fuse box, Windshield, Soft bags, Vetter Fairing, Blinkers->Run/Turn/Brake Lights, Headlight Modulator, hard wire GPS power

                                              Short Stack - 1981 xs1100 Standard - lowered for SWMBO.

                                              Originally posted by fredintoon
                                              Goes like a train, corners like a cow, shifts like a Russian tractor, drinks like a fish, you are gonna love it.
                                              My Bike:
                                              [link is broken]

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                                                • egsols
                                                  XS-XJ Guru
                                                  • Jan 2006
                                                  • 1090
                                                  • Barrie, Ontario, Canada
                                                  #13
                                                  Maybe he was warning you about something on the ground by your feet "mice bite"????????
                                                  Ernie
                                                  79XS1100SF (no longer naked, now a bagger)
                                                  (Improving with age, the bike that is)

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                                                    • DavesXS
                                                      XStremely XSive
                                                      • Jun 2008
                                                      • 231
                                                      • Matthews, NC
                                                      #14
                                                      You sure he didn't say bike, and your subconscience wanted to hear butt?

                                                      j/k

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