Never tow another car using pantyhose or duct tape
Never lay rubber while in a funeral procession
Never relive yourself from a moving vehicle,
especially when driving
Do not remove the seats so all your kids can fit in
When approaching a four way stop, the vehical with
largest tires has the right of way
When sending your wife down the road with a gas can,
it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer
Clean the bugs from your teeth before you get there
Never lay rubber while in a funeral procession
Never relive yourself from a moving vehicle,
especially when driving
Do not remove the seats so all your kids can fit in
When approaching a four way stop, the vehical with
largest tires has the right of way
When sending your wife down the road with a gas can,
it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer
Clean the bugs from your teeth before you get there
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