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Best darn gay man I ever knew...
Dan, I hope your brother never hears of that!!
Tod
The family quarrel starter.
Dan, I hope your brother never hears of that!!
Tod
The family quarrel starter.
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Try your hardest to be the kind of person your dog thinks you are.
You can live to be 100, as long as you give up everything that would make you want to live to be 100!
Current bikes:
'06 Suzuki DR650
*'82 XJ1100 with the 1179 kit. "Mad Maxim"
'82 XJ1100 Completely stock fixer-upper
'82 XJ1100 Bagger fixer-upper
'82 XJ1100 Motor/frame and lots of boxes of parts
'82 XJ1100 Parts bike
'81 XS1100 Special
'81 YZ250
'80 XS850 Special
'80 XR100
*Crashed/Totalled, still own -
He know's he's a turd!
Automotive Imbecile.
Proud owner of 'The Swiftcicle'. (Swifty for short)
'78E Full Vetter Dresser.
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CONGRATS KAT !!!!NubeeComment
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Okay... whose dumb idea was it for the virgins?
They spent all weekend in training... practice, practice, practice... and since I was out of town... it all fell on John...
Poor thing... having had to train mine AND his? A Guru's work is never done...
As soon as we have them properly trained... we'll let you know... Ummmm Tod, you'll have to hold the camera (sorry GNEPIG... we're only thinking of your head... no, no, no... the one that got whacked... oh wait... oh nevermind )... I know, Tod... you always get the worst jobs... but we still love you.
Thanks again all! All of those compliments and I won't be able to get my helmet to fit anymore...
Oh hey, Your Majesty
(I believe in fully supporting other people's delusions of grandeur... as long as they support mine too)...
Yes... she does have quite the waist (or did)... All that dancing in 7 Brides for 7 Brothers didn't hurt, I'm sure... I'd make another comment about that one... but it might seem crude and I would certainly hate to come across as crude... anymore than I already have...
and nubee... cute kitten!
It almost looks like they're using it for a squeeze toy though...
squeeze mew squeeze mew
(okay... so it amused me at any rate)
Thank you again to all who posted! You really made my day when I read all of that...
81 SH Something Special
81 frame, 80 tank and side covers, 79 tail light and carbs, 78 engine, 750 final drive mod, Geezer rec/reg, 140 mains, LH wheels
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79 SF MEAUQABEAUXS
81SH Nor'eas tah (Old Red)
80 LG Black Magic
78 E Standard Practice
James 3:17
If I can make at least one person smile, or pee their pants a little, or maybe spit out their drink; then my day is not wasted.
“Alis Volat Propriis”
Yamaha XS 1100 Classic
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Ummmm Tod, you'll have to hold the camera
Maybe you need to look again at some of the videos I have filmed and posted!?! lol. There has got to be a more qualified candidate.... but I could supervise!
TodTry your hardest to be the kind of person your dog thinks you are.
You can live to be 100, as long as you give up everything that would make you want to live to be 100!
Current bikes:
'06 Suzuki DR650
*'82 XJ1100 with the 1179 kit. "Mad Maxim"
'82 XJ1100 Completely stock fixer-upper
'82 XJ1100 Bagger fixer-upper
'82 XJ1100 Motor/frame and lots of boxes of parts
'82 XJ1100 Parts bike
'81 XS1100 Special
'81 YZ250
'80 XS850 Special
'80 XR100
*Crashed/Totalled, still ownComment
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"Maybe not the camera man..."
Tod...
The term "fluffer" comes to mind.
(Do a search.)"Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a mechanic!' ('Bones' McCoy)Comment
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Well... I didn't expect you to be doing it at 80 MPH
but since our Dear prometheus has made the suggestion... let's go with it...
You are now the official pillow fluffer...
(I'm certain that's what he meant)
81 SH Something Special
81 frame, 80 tank and side covers, 79 tail light and carbs, 78 engine, 750 final drive mod, Geezer rec/reg, 140 mains, LH wheels
☺
79 SF MEAUQABEAUXS
81SH Nor'eas tah (Old Red)
80 LG Black Magic
78 E Standard Practice
James 3:17
If I can make at least one person smile, or pee their pants a little, or maybe spit out their drink; then my day is not wasted.
“Alis Volat Propriis”
Yamaha XS 1100 Classic
For those on FBComment
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Congratulations Kat!!
I have not been here that long but in this time I have noted your humor,enthusiasm and indeed your level of comittment to helping ppl on this forum.I appreciate this level of comraderie and i too feel like I have an extended family here.If you are coming to the XS East rally with your husband John I will be greatly honored to meet both of you! I look forward to many more yrs here and making new friends.My heartfelt congratulations I extend to you. 
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HEY WILDKATXJ1100K
Avon rubber
MikesXS black coils
Iridium plugs w/ 1k caps
MikesXS front master
Paragon SS brake lines (unlinked)
Loud Horns (Stebel/Fiamm)
Progressive fork springs
CIBIE headlight reflector
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Hmmmmm...
Fluffer. A term very dear to me. How else could one, so incompetent as I, attain the right to have GURU by their name otherwise? I looked in the dictionary...
Fluffer (Fluff)
*an error or blunder (My wife likes her margarittas in the blunder... I like mine over the rocks..)
*to make a mistake, esp. in the delivery of lines (I like to get rid of the octo and cross route them personally)
Guru Fluffer Extraordinaire would be my title, if there weren't people out there that sit at their computers, chain smoking cigarettes, looking at porn and motorcycle sites all day that would make something dirty out of it.
TodTry your hardest to be the kind of person your dog thinks you are.
You can live to be 100, as long as you give up everything that would make you want to live to be 100!
Current bikes:
'06 Suzuki DR650
*'82 XJ1100 with the 1179 kit. "Mad Maxim"
'82 XJ1100 Completely stock fixer-upper
'82 XJ1100 Bagger fixer-upper
'82 XJ1100 Motor/frame and lots of boxes of parts
'82 XJ1100 Parts bike
'81 XS1100 Special
'81 YZ250
'80 XS850 Special
'80 XR100
*Crashed/Totalled, still ownComment
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