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You can't stay young forever, but you can be immature for the rest of your life...
'78E "Pathfinder" Show bike...
Lovingly restored by Dave Delzell
Drilled airbox
Tkat fork brace
Hardly mufflers
late model carbs
Newer style fuses
Oil pressure guage
Custom security system
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PMP and LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
I may never recover from that one.Ernie
79XS1100SF (no longer naked, now a bagger)
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Now Planedick....
Ok, yes, a humorous read.
And it was a good story the first time I heard it....35 years ago!
Geez, that "story" has been around forever...
Even Fredintoon heard that story as a child...
(I think the bike then was an Excelsior-Henderson... and the cigarette only blew off the bathroom door... the one with the half-moon cut-out on it.)"Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a mechanic!' ('Bones' McCoy)Comment
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At least one
is trying to recover from the laughter.... I do remember many more from that era, you know the time when knock, knock and moron jokes were the rage. Why did the moron drive his truck off the cliff............... Problem is, most hear them and they don't fit anymore and they're not old enough to remember the scene.... and Prom, you're just angry you didn't save the clipping. LOLYou can't stay young forever, but you can be immature for the rest of your life...
'78E "Pathfinder" Show bike...
Lovingly restored by Dave Delzell
Drilled airbox
Tkat fork brace
Hardly mufflers
late model carbs
Newer style fuses
Oil pressure guage
Custom security system
Stainless braid brake linesComment
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"Who you callin' an Old Joke, Planedick?"
Oh, but I did save the one where the couple at the rest area put their child, in his car seat, up on the roof and then drove off.
I think the car in question was a model "A".
I know what you mean about old jokes, Planedick...
I tried telling my sons about "...these two hippies walk into a record store downtown..."
#1 Son, "Hippies?"
#2 Son, "Records?"
I half expected one of them to say, "Walk?""Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a mechanic!' ('Bones' McCoy)Comment
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Umm... I guess I shouldn't tell you guys about that weekend when my parents were away.... No, it wasn't a huge party or anything but I can say that there might be a few more grease stains on the living room carpet
Not that I know this but an xs1100 is a tight fit through your regular front door.
United States Merchant Marine Academy, Kings Point, NY
If I can do it at 18 yrs old, anyone can
"You know something, You can't polish a turd"
"What are you rebelling against", "Well, what do you got?"
Acta Non VerbaComment
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an xs1100 is a tight fit through your regular front door.
We ALL know that!! Because every one of us as teenagers tried to get a MOTORCYCLE instead of women into our house when the parents were away!
TodTry your hardest to be the kind of person your dog thinks you are.
You can live to be 100, as long as you give up everything that would make you want to live to be 100!
Current bikes:
'06 Suzuki DR650
*'82 XJ1100 with the 1179 kit. "Mad Maxim"
'82 XJ1100 Completely stock fixer-upper
'82 XJ1100 Bagger fixer-upper
'82 XJ1100 Motor/frame and lots of boxes of parts
'82 XJ1100 Parts bike
'81 XS1100 Special
'81 YZ250
'80 XS850 Special
'80 XR100
*Crashed/Totalled, still ownComment
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I knew there would be plenty of girls in college and I was right.
United States Merchant Marine Academy, Kings Point, NY
If I can do it at 18 yrs old, anyone can
"You know something, You can't polish a turd"
"What are you rebelling against", "Well, what do you got?"
Acta Non VerbaComment
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The XS may be a tight fit through the front door, that's why I once used the sliding patio doors but let me tell you I had a b@#$# of a time getting it turned around in the kitchen.Ernie
79XS1100SF (no longer naked, now a bagger)
(Improving with age, the bike that is)Comment
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HUH?"Who you callin' an Old Joke, Planedick?"
Geez, that "story" has been around forever...Even Fredintoon heard that story as a child...Ernie
79XS1100SF (no longer naked, now a bagger)
(Improving with age, the bike that is)Comment
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I knew there would be plenty of girls in college and I was right.
Yeah, but Andrew... just because people give ships female names... that doesn't really qualify for what I was talking about!
TodTry your hardest to be the kind of person your dog thinks you are.
You can live to be 100, as long as you give up everything that would make you want to live to be 100!
Current bikes:
'06 Suzuki DR650
*'82 XJ1100 with the 1179 kit. "Mad Maxim"
'82 XJ1100 Completely stock fixer-upper
'82 XJ1100 Bagger fixer-upper
'82 XJ1100 Motor/frame and lots of boxes of parts
'82 XJ1100 Parts bike
'81 XS1100 Special
'81 YZ250
'80 XS850 Special
'80 XR100
*Crashed/Totalled, still ownComment
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