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    Captian Kirk is Hardcore!

    William Shatner Recalls Motorcycle Crash

    William Shatner discovered the perils of riding a motorcycle without any protective gear, when he crashed on a highway in California.

    The reckless former Star Trek star refuses to pad up and rides around the state wearing just beach clothes - even after a crash that could have killed him.

    He explains, "I think leather, and helmets and protective gear is foolish, in the hot California weather. I ride with sandals and shorts and a
    t-shirt.

    "One time, I was driving along and the bike slide from under me, and I skidded across the two lane highway.

    "I grabbed the bike hauled it up and got back on. I had to get to Los Angeles. I had a doll to take to my grandchild."

    "I got back on the bike and my clothes are shredded. I realized I'm bleeding."

    Unfortunately for Shatner, the image of him bloody and bruised riding a motorcycle almost naked, attracted unwanted attention from other motorists.

    He adds, "People are driving up and college kids are yelling at me.

    "Finally they uttered the ultimate insult, 'Beam me up Scotty,' so I gave them the finger."


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  • #2
    Cpt Kirks new roll could be as one of the Hells Anals.
    But he'd be more like a Captian Kangaroo

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    • #3
      Without seeing a pic I Can't believe that he actually rides a motorcycle.
      Sounds like he was telling a joke.
      79 XS1100F "JINGUS"
      07 V-star 1100
      Do you want it done right or do you want me to do it?

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      • #4
        Well! Has Priceline.com got a deal for you!

        Kirk was always one to take a chance and always seemed to come out of it with his life and most of his crew intact. So without raising the ire of all you Startrek fans, at least he didnt lose his ship and become lost in some vortex of space that threw him into another galaxy like Capt. Janeway did, having to spend her whole Startrek career lost in space trying to figure out how to get back home.

        Still, it is wise to suit up, at least with the minimum...helmet, gloves, boots.

        PS, anyone ever notice how much Janeway looked like Madelin Albright?
        Mike Giroir
        79 XS-1100 Special

        Once you un-can a can of worms, the only way to re-can them is with a bigger can.

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        • #5
          bills rug

          Maybe he has his hairpieces custom woven with teflon strands therefore eleminating the need for a helment. Just a few strips of double sided tape and he's good to go.

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