Imortant notice...

[trbig]

There's a common need to view others in the world that are more screwed up than ourselves. I think for the common good of civilization, a parent's true measure of success should be directly measured by the amount of therapy that the children require later in life. That way we can all have someone to point and laugh at, and feel MUCH better about our own neurotic quirks. Being able to compare our lives to someone else who is obviously more "warped" would decrease the general populations feelings of anxieties and doubts about their self worth, thereby increasing the populations mental health as a whole.

So.... Come on people!! It's not too late to twist your kids' mental state if you act NOW!!



Just as an example.... Prometheus as a child.






With more people like this to compare our own mental state to, how could we go WORNG ???





Tod

[Flatlander]

Do not count me in on that one, Tod.
You'r on your own.

[prometheus578]

'To BOLDLY capitalize where no man has gone before..."

TRBIG,
You went WORNG when you cut Miss Crabapple's english class.
Anyway....


Our Electrical Guru Randy.


TRBIG, John and HobbyMan at their first XS Rally


Ray... just before he was known as DIVER RAY.

[trbig]

Showing my age....

how could we go WORNG

A play on a word... I was thinking of the old Yul Brenner flick that advertised... "Westworld: Where nothing could possibly go worng..."

As for John, Hobbyman and I... We were simply applying the fertilizer "Urea" to the flowers to help them grow. Always trying to help out... even then.

[randy]

HEY!

I was wnodering where that photo went!

But I still have the knife

[wa407mpp]

raising children

I've always said "When it comes to raising kids the best you can hope for is that you didn't raise any serial killers".

[trbig]

the best you can hope for is that you didn't raise any serial killers

I must have failed then.... You should see what the boxes look like after my kids try to open the serial boxes! (Yeah yeah.. I know it's cereal.. hush Pro!)


Tod

[Wildkat]

Cereal killers...

we've got some of those... Those boxes never stood a chance against them... May they rest in pieces...

Apparently, that trike mod didn't work out so well... Just one more reason why one shouldn't try to reinvent the wheel...

Geez Randy! How shocking! Since you just celebrated a birthday... you were apparently able to put up enough resistance so that the urge to stick that knife in the outlet was overridden (preventing random jitters).... Glad to know that you currently have ample intelligence to only stick things where they belong...


Hey Tod... I found this this morning...
Murphy's Law "Anything that can go worng, will."

As for the XS rally pic...

[79XS11F]

I can see now that at the rallies you guys just "let it all hang out"
Rob

[trbig]

I still don't understand when I go to use the public restroom at the local Walmart, why it is that everybody leaves when I go to use the urinals. Doesn't everybody remove their shirt and drop everything to their ankles to pee??

My parents always taught me that this was the COOL way to relieve myself. My therapy is going well they say...



Tod

[skippy344]

Parent's goals...

I thought it was our job to keep daughters and granddaughters off the pole?

greg

[trbig]

I thought it was our job to keep daughters and granddaughters off the pole

I don't know which particular one you're talking about... but it should be simple enough to do that. I mean... how many of these kids actually end up in Poland??


Tod

[DiverRay]

Hey PROM, I'll have you know that was my SECOND run. After the hard landing from the first, I figured the water was softer!!