My bare butt in an XS 30th Anniversary thong

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  • Wildkat
    XS Special Gurette
    • Apr 2004
    • 3416
    • Location, Location

    #1

    My bare butt in an XS 30th Anniversary thong

    Front:

    On Twilite:

    In leather:


    Did I say bare?
    I meant... bear...
    81 SH Something Special
    81 frame, 80 tank and side covers, 79 tail light and carbs, 78 engine, 750 final drive mod, Geezer rec/reg, 140 mains, LH wheels


    79 SF MEAUQABEAUXS
    81SH Nor'eas tah (Old Red)
    80 LG Black Magic
    78 E Standard Practice


    James 3:17

    If I can make at least one person smile, or pee their pants a little, or maybe spit out their drink; then my day is not wasted.

    “Alis Volat Propriis”

    Yamaha XS 1100 Classic
    For those on FB
  • Bud Manley
    XStremely XSive
    • May 2003
    • 414
    • Clayton, Michigan

    #2
    That was somewhat disappointing. Yet... strangely arousing.
    79 XS1100F "JINGUS"
    07 V-star 1100
    Do you want it done right or do you want me to do it?

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    • randy
      XS-XJ Guru
      • Dec 2003
      • 4521

      #3
      Well, you made me click it! Nice work.

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      • DJinNH
        XSive Maximus
        • Mar 2008
        • 854
        • New Hampshire

        #4
        I feel so dirty now....

        Don
        currently own;
        1980 Yamaha XS1100 SG
        2009 Yamaha Star Raider

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        • SiP
          XStremely XSive
          • Aug 2006
          • 438
          • Medicine Hat, Canada

          #5
          Excellent, well played. You appear to have uncovered our true nature lol.
          Si Parker
          '81 XS1100H

          Tkat brace, new coils/wires/plugs, refurbed carbs (thanks 81 xsproject), recon'd top end, windshield (thanks dpotter58), resprayed tank and panels, 4-1 exhaust, sweet xs pod filters, in line fuel filters, progressive springs, thick hand grips, jumped headlight relay.

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          • prometheus578
            XS-XJ Super Guru (RESIGNED)
            • Aug 2004
            • 4012
            • Olympia , Wa.

            #6
            Get a tan!

            I, too, thought....
            "Yeah, baby, yeah!
            How disappointing.
            "Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a mechanic!' ('Bones' McCoy)

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            • ccogswel
              XStremely XSive
              • Jun 2005
              • 302
              • Bowling Green, Ky

              #7
              That's so wrong

              But so funny
              Chris

              79 XS1100 Standard aka: Mutt
              87 Honda TRX350D 4X4: Old Blue!
              93 NewYorker Salon: Sleeper...
              71 RoadRunner 440 Magnum: Mean Green!
              69 Charger 440 Magnum: Pleasure Ride!

              Gimme Fuel Gimme Fire!

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              • Wildkat
                XS Special Gurette
                • Apr 2004
                • 3416
                • Location, Location

                #8
                I was going to wait until Tuesday...

                but thought... naaaaawww...

                (not really... I didn't even think about Tuesday being April Fool's Day... I just like to dress up stuffed animals in strange and wonderful ways... ahem...)

                BUT...
                "Made ya look!"
                he he he
                81 SH Something Special
                81 frame, 80 tank and side covers, 79 tail light and carbs, 78 engine, 750 final drive mod, Geezer rec/reg, 140 mains, LH wheels


                79 SF MEAUQABEAUXS
                81SH Nor'eas tah (Old Red)
                80 LG Black Magic
                78 E Standard Practice


                James 3:17

                If I can make at least one person smile, or pee their pants a little, or maybe spit out their drink; then my day is not wasted.

                “Alis Volat Propriis”

                Yamaha XS 1100 Classic
                For those on FB

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                • BrianB
                  XStremely XSive
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 362
                  • Idaho

                  #9
                  Well ya got me in here too looking. Kinda like that leather look for some reason.
                  1980 XS Eleven Special

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                  • GNEPIG
                    XS-XJ Guru
                    • Apr 2005
                    • 1647
                    • fl

                    #10
                    Ya pervs, she made ya look didn't she Ha ha ha!
                    woops, I looked too didn't I

                    If that bear was a brunette with a big butt, holding a big ceegar...
                    aaaah... never mind, yup I'm a perv too

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                    • fredintoon
                      Master of XSology
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 6795
                      • Saskatoon SK

                      #11
                      Just like on TV

                      Hi Wildkat,
                      it's like those warnings they screen before TV shows. "This program may contain scenes of nudity - - - " Yeah, right, and they never show you nothin' neither. Which I'm very sure everyone who opened this string was aware of when they read the title. Hey, I gave my wife a stuffed teddy-bear last Valentine's day. I got the totally bewildered "WTF now?" look that all husbands are aware of. Then she finally noticed teddy's sapphire earrings.
                      Fred Hill, S'toon
                      XS11SG with Spirit of America sidecar
                      "The Flying Pumpkin"

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                      • eroellig
                        XStremely XSive
                        • Oct 2005
                        • 229
                        • Arkansas

                        #12
                        Re: Just like on TV

                        Originally posted by fredintoon
                        [...] I got the totally bewildered "WTF now?" look that all husbands are aware of. Then she finally noticed teddy's sapphire earrings.
                        That sounds like something I've done in the past...

                        Eric
                        Eric Roellig
                        1980 SG w Windjammer V & KG hard bags
                        **Very first bike**
                        Current condition: Running!!! Lead, follow or get the #^%# out of my way!!!!!!

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                        • Wildkat
                          XS Special Gurette
                          • Apr 2004
                          • 3416
                          • Location, Location

                          #13
                          Isn't that just like a man?

                          Then she finally noticed teddy's sapphire earrings.
                          Sure... give the teddy bear earrings... Now where in the world is the bear going to go with those? I'll bet it has nothing else to wear with them...
                          Hey!
                          I happen to know a bear with a really nice XS 30th anniversary thong that would go really nice with a pair of sapphire earrings... just send them this way and I'll make sure the bear gets them.


                          Hey GNEPIG... if that bear were a brunette with a big butt... oh nevermind... I'm not EVEN going to open myself up to that one...

                          I smoke little ceegars anyway...
                          81 SH Something Special
                          81 frame, 80 tank and side covers, 79 tail light and carbs, 78 engine, 750 final drive mod, Geezer rec/reg, 140 mains, LH wheels


                          79 SF MEAUQABEAUXS
                          81SH Nor'eas tah (Old Red)
                          80 LG Black Magic
                          78 E Standard Practice


                          James 3:17

                          If I can make at least one person smile, or pee their pants a little, or maybe spit out their drink; then my day is not wasted.

                          “Alis Volat Propriis”

                          Yamaha XS 1100 Classic
                          For those on FB

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                          • Stralya
                            XSive Maximus
                            • Apr 2006
                            • 791
                            • 'Blotto Grotto' Wodonga, Victoria, Australia.

                            #14
                            Ya wanna make a quid?

                            Model them yourself and I'll take a gross!

                            Dan
                            Sad and lonely.
                            Automotive Imbecile.
                            Proud owner of 'The Swiftcicle'. (Swifty for short)
                            '78E Full Vetter Dresser.
                            1196 Big Bore Kit.

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                            • Dragon Tamer
                              XStremely XSive(Deceased)
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 426
                              • Half way between Chili and Winter Wisconsin.

                              #15
                              OH GREAT!! First the weather gods tease me with two days of good weather before pulling the rug out from under me and now this!
                              Might as well go back into hibernation.
                              The Old Tamer
                              _________________________
                              1979 XS1100SF (The Fire Dragon)
                              1982 650 Maxim (The Little Dragon)
                              another '82 650 Maxim (Parts Dragon)
                              1981 XS1100SH (The Black Dragon)

                              If there are more than three bolts holding it on there, it is most likely a very important part!

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