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  • #1

    Pro is lucky!!

    Now he won't even have to buy his generic beer or cheap wine. He can now afford to take any unlikely dates "out for a drink". Then a nice stroll past the frozen foods section...

    All this completely depends on him actually leaving the house though.

    Free tasting



    Tod
    Try your hardest to be the kind of person your dog thinks you are.

    You can live to be 100, as long as you give up everything that would make you want to live to be 100!

    Current bikes:
    '06 Suzuki DR650
    *'82 XJ1100 with the 1179 kit. "Mad Maxim"
    '82 XJ1100 Completely stock fixer-upper
    '82 XJ1100 Bagger fixer-upper
    '82 XJ1100 Motor/frame and lots of boxes of parts
    '82 XJ1100 Parts bike
    '81 XS1100 Special
    '81 YZ250
    '80 XS850 Special
    '80 XR100
    *Crashed/Totalled, still own
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  • #2
    "I've been carefully monitoring the situation."

    Out for a drink and dinner.. provided there are a lot of those 'booth' ladies with the free samples of sausage, cheese and crackers, etc. They should put the beer stands next to them.

    I leave the house but once a week, and yes, leering at bra-less women in the frozen food section is always worth the rude stares they give me back.
    "Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a mechanic!' ('Bones' McCoy)

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    • #3
      Wow! Dinner and drinks at Cosco , what girl could resist.
      Fastmover
      "Just plant us in the damn garden with the stupid
      lion". SHL
      78 XS1100e

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      • #4
        leering at bra-less women in the frozen food section is always worth the rude stares

        Prom,
        You are just too much for your own good. Make sure you don't loose an eye on a stiff nipple. Estimating distance with one eye is not condusive to safe cycle riding.
        1980G Standard, Restored
        Kerker 4 - 1
        850 Rear End Mod
        2-21 Flashing LED Arrays on either side of license plate for Brake Light Assist, 1100 Lumen Cree Aux Lights,
        Progressive springs, Showa rear shocks
        Automatic CCT
        1980GH Special, Restored
        Stock Exhaust, New Handlebars, 1" Spacer in Fork Springs, Automatic CCT, Showa Rear Shocks
        '82 XJ1100 (Sold)
        Automatic CCT, RC Engineering 4 X 1 Exhaust, K&N Pods, #50 Pilot Jets, YICS Eliminator. Sorely missed.

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        • #5
          "I gave my Ex all the furniture..."

          (I'm not too pleased with the Goodwill stuff I have now, though the dogs seem to enjoy sitting on it.)

          Ok, so that's it then....
          Dinner and drinks at COSTCO...
          Then off to the furniture store for cuddling on one of their couches.
          (It's just irrating that the entertainment centers that they have in their "room displays' all have those cardboard mock-up TV's and DVD players)
          "Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a mechanic!' ('Bones' McCoy)

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          • #6
            "Wait a minute....!"

            I just reread this whole thread...
            How's that again, TRBIG?
            He can now afford to take any unlikely dates...
            Unlikely...?
            UNLIKELY...?
            Why didn't you just say, "highly unlikely" if that's what you meant?

            I'll have you know, Sir, that my "not dating" is by choice.
            (Sometimes my choice, sometimes the choice of the women I ask)
            "Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a mechanic!' ('Bones' McCoy)

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            • #7
              LOL... Our dear Pro.


              Sometimes slow... but ALWAYS catches on doesn't he?

              Tod
              Try your hardest to be the kind of person your dog thinks you are.

              You can live to be 100, as long as you give up everything that would make you want to live to be 100!

              Current bikes:
              '06 Suzuki DR650
              *'82 XJ1100 with the 1179 kit. "Mad Maxim"
              '82 XJ1100 Completely stock fixer-upper
              '82 XJ1100 Bagger fixer-upper
              '82 XJ1100 Motor/frame and lots of boxes of parts
              '82 XJ1100 Parts bike
              '81 XS1100 Special
              '81 YZ250
              '80 XS850 Special
              '80 XR100
              *Crashed/Totalled, still own

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