The Difference Between The Liberal and Conservative "Debate"

[Wayne]

The Difference Between The Liberal and Conservative "Debate"
Over The War On Terrorism:

Question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner and is running at you while screaming obscenities.
In your hand is a Glock .40 and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
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Liberal Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that is inspiring him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me or would he just be content to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days to try to come to a conclusion.

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Conservative Answer: BANG!

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Texan's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click... (sounds of clip being ejected and fresh clip installed)
Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do you kids think?"
Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it too..."BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Daughter: "Nice grouping Daddy!"

[Jerry]

I'ld say the post and signature line were in conflict.

[Wayne]

Geessshh Jerry, its a joke!
No conflict.
Great minds like myself have to have a little jocularity now and again!

[Wayne]

Whatever do you mean Jerry??? LOL

[NOMAD]

I can't understand why the wife doesn't have her own GLOCK!

NOMAD

[capocrimini]

The man CAN'T be from Texas! If he were, he would have a .45! Mostly likely a Desert Eagle 50 cal.

[xs11jack]

Some of you think that a born again christian might have conflict with killing a person. Usually, we have the Thou Shall Not Kill commandment quoted to us, but the true translation of that commandment is Thou Shall Not Murder. Therefore, if that situaton in the joke really happened to me, I wouldn't hesitate at all, just BANG with my .41 magnum. Hole big enough to run my XS11 thru.

[Shack]

I agree with kill VS murder situation I would kill the bad guy...but if he tried to steal my Bike I would have to murder him.

hehehehe:
Shack

[Tinman]

Joke Murder vs Kill

No DOUBT guys, no doubt at all!...;-P

[tweaver]

You can't just shoot him!

with out uttering the phrase.

"Only a moron brings a knife to a gun fight!"

[chopper]

i cannot condone the use of weapons against another human being..............beat him to death with your fists and forehead,up close 'n' personal