"Let's go.. spill the beans...."
Yeah, E. Liberty, cough it up.
I was gonna write the same thing last night, but didn't.
Wouldn't look good for the public to know that the Great Prometheus spends his time "stuffing envelopes", or has become a "Mystery Shopper".
Then I thought... "Maybe I'll just send E. Liberty a request for info through a PM, and then no one would find out....
No... Ed's known as the biggest blabber-mouth on the site...he'd tell everyone, anyway.
What to do... what to do...?
So anyway, Ed, what do you have for us?
I need something different.
I need an idea... something that I can do in my spare time.
Something that I can mass produce cheaply in my garage and sell for high bucks.
Oh, I've had my ideas over the years... specialty items.. fill a small niche, so to speak.
First it was.. specialty candles.
People send you a photo, you make a transparency of it, stick it to a candle, cover it with clear wax and ship it back.
Quick, easy and possably pofittable.
Upon research, though, it seems that that idea was already all over the internet.
Ok, next idea....
Nude coloring books. hey, why not, I can draw, etc.
Bachlorette parties and such, novelty gift, right?
Nope, already been done... those books are all over the place.
Same for the next idea, which was an offshoot of that... nude jigsaw puzzles.
(My mind works well, just is several years behind, I guess.)
A coupla months back, as we were all unemployed, myself, my ex-boss, our accountant and the parts girl were all sitting at Denny's lamenting our futures(they're all females) when I got my next inspiration....
Penis Pinatas!
Same market concept... novelty sex gifts.
We sat there for a few hours, figgerin'....
General design, construction process and costs.. the accountant figger'd the legal and distributing, etc.
How hard would it be to make paper mache things in my garage? (I even volunteered to be the model for the prototype)
"Whack a Weenie", etc.
We all then went to the local 'Lover's Package" store(sex shop joint) to continue our research.
Damn... if they didn't already have a wall full of those things!
I'm tired of wasting time thinking up ideas, and wasting time running around doing research.
Though it was quite an ego boost to walk into a sex shop accompanied by three women.
All the female shoppers in the store were given' me the eye.
"Hhmmm.. I wonder what makes that guy so special...?"
"I'm a famous penis model, ladies... Yeah Baby!"
So, E. Liberty.... waddya got fer us?
Yeah, E. Liberty, cough it up.
I was gonna write the same thing last night, but didn't.
Wouldn't look good for the public to know that the Great Prometheus spends his time "stuffing envelopes", or has become a "Mystery Shopper".
Then I thought... "Maybe I'll just send E. Liberty a request for info through a PM, and then no one would find out....
No... Ed's known as the biggest blabber-mouth on the site...he'd tell everyone, anyway.
What to do... what to do...?
So anyway, Ed, what do you have for us?
I need something different.
I need an idea... something that I can do in my spare time.
Something that I can mass produce cheaply in my garage and sell for high bucks.
Oh, I've had my ideas over the years... specialty items.. fill a small niche, so to speak.
First it was.. specialty candles.
People send you a photo, you make a transparency of it, stick it to a candle, cover it with clear wax and ship it back.
Quick, easy and possably pofittable.
Upon research, though, it seems that that idea was already all over the internet.
Ok, next idea....
Nude coloring books. hey, why not, I can draw, etc.
Bachlorette parties and such, novelty gift, right?
Nope, already been done... those books are all over the place.
Same for the next idea, which was an offshoot of that... nude jigsaw puzzles.
(My mind works well, just is several years behind, I guess.)
A coupla months back, as we were all unemployed, myself, my ex-boss, our accountant and the parts girl were all sitting at Denny's lamenting our futures(they're all females) when I got my next inspiration....
Penis Pinatas!
Same market concept... novelty sex gifts.
We sat there for a few hours, figgerin'....
General design, construction process and costs.. the accountant figger'd the legal and distributing, etc.
How hard would it be to make paper mache things in my garage? (I even volunteered to be the model for the prototype)
"Whack a Weenie", etc.
We all then went to the local 'Lover's Package" store(sex shop joint) to continue our research.
Damn... if they didn't already have a wall full of those things!
I'm tired of wasting time thinking up ideas, and wasting time running around doing research.
Though it was quite an ego boost to walk into a sex shop accompanied by three women.
All the female shoppers in the store were given' me the eye.
"Hhmmm.. I wonder what makes that guy so special...?"
"I'm a famous penis model, ladies... Yeah Baby!"
So, E. Liberty.... waddya got fer us?
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