Bad reason to have to sell a bike

[BrianB]

Hope this is OK to post here. I found this too funny when I came across it to not share. Poor guy!!!






Sounds to me like the wife has to go.

[fredintoon]

Hi Brian,
funny alright but it's an urban legend. The same gag shows up all over, it can feature almost any expensive "man-toy" Speedboat, snowmobile, sportscar, airplane, you name it, but the punchline is always the same. "Apparently 'do what the f**k you want' doesn't mean what I thought."
The legend's popularity is most likely due to the average man's fear of being pussywhipped.

[Crazcnuk]

That, and even the orginal was only funny if your a wuss.

Around here, 'Do whatever the F... you want', means exactly that!'

[andreashweiss]

You bet, Usually take the wife for a short ride once a yr.Odd wheelie,pass everything on the road,hard braking,quick starts. That is usually enough for her to remember why she perfers her car. I can always ask do you want to come along after that and she gives me that look like are you freakin crazy. Problem solved. Can ride bike in peace and not feel quilty. andreas

[Bud Manley]

Sure she says that now but let your insurance lapse and see what happens.

[planedick]

Yeah

What Andreas said.... Her first ride was 6 hours so she don't want to do that anymore.... LOL

[Crazcnuk]

My wife (ex) wouldn't ride on the bike I had at the time, largely, I assume, because her brother was killed on the bike I had....

My ex girlfriend liked bikes so much, she bought her own! (KZ-400)

My rule was, if it breaks, I fix it, while she watched, once. After that, she would fix it herself, and she did.

Last time I talked to her she was replacing the valve cover gaskets on a VT750 Shadow she had just bought.

[MAXIMAN]

Favorite Tee shirt:

"She says if I buy another bike she's gonna leave me....I sure will miss her."

[justinhenry]

it may be a joke, but it's not really an urban legend because it happens.