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  • A Touch of Humor from Seattle

    I found this posting in the Seattle area Craigslist.

    Enjoy!

    Dave

    Why Motorcycles are better than women 10/16 11:19:09

    • Your motorcycle doesn't get upset when you forget it's birthday.
    • You don't have to talk to your motorcycle after you ride it.
    • You can choke your motorcycle.
    • Your motorcycle doesn't get mad when you ignore it for a month or so.
    • Motorcycles don't get jealous if you come home with grease under your fingernails.
    • Motorcycles don't snore.
    • Your motorcycle won't wake you up at 3:00 AM and ask you if you love it.
    • Your motorcycle won't leave you for another rider.
    • You don't have to pay child support / alimony to an ex-motorcycle.
    • If you say bad things to your Motorcycles, you don't have to apologize before you can ride it again.
    • If your Motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
    • If your Motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it.
    • If your Motorcycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it.
    • If your Motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it.
    • If your Motorcycle is too soft, you can get different shocks.
    • If your Motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.
    • If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it.
    • It's always OK to use tie downs on your Motorcycle.
    • Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride.
    • Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have ridden.
    • Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have.
    • Motorcycles don't care if you are late.
    • Motorcycles don't get pregnant.
    • Motorcycles don't have parents.
    • Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a bad rider.
    • Motorcycles don't mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you buy Motorcycle magazines.
    • Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
    • Motorcycles last longer.
    • Motorcycles only need their fluids changed every 2,000 miles.
    • Motorcycles' curves never sag.
    • New Motorcycles must be asked for, and if you don't want to pay for them, you don't get them.
    • When riding, you and your Motorcycle both arrive at the same time.
    • You can kick your Motorcycle to wake it up.
    • You can ride a Motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.
    • You can ride a Motorcycle any time of the month.
    • You can share your Motorcycle with your friends.


    http://forums.seattle.craigslist.org/?ID=74485428
    Dave
    1978 XS1100E
    Tacoma, WA.

  • #2
    AWESOME!
    '81 XS1100 SH

    Melted to the ground during The Valley Fire

    Sep. 12th 2015

    RIP

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