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  • #1

    Speaking of lessons learned...

    Ever since I bought the bike, everyone at work (being the ever so helpful lot they are) sends me any link pertaining to bikes they find...

    I thought I would pass along this link along so that perhaps others can learn from this mans pain...

    Warning: anatomically correct terms used in article (hey... ya never know)...

    http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599...-13762,00.html
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  • #2
    WOW .. I guess next time he'll just "fill" those rubber boots :-)
    Rob
    KEEP THE RUBBER SIDE DOWN

    1978 XS1100E Modified
    1978 XS500E
    1979 XS1100F Restored
    1980 XS1100 SG
    1981 Suzuki GS1100
    1983 Suzuki GS750S Katana
    1983 Honda CB900 Custom

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    • #3
      Oh man!

      There are just SO many jokes in there... but I know some people here might be offended by the comments... so I will refrain... but "lightning rod" does come to mind...
      But seriously... OUCH!!!!
      81 SH Something Special
      81 frame, 80 tank and side covers, 79 tail light and carbs, 78 engine, 750 final drive mod, Geezer rec/reg, 140 mains, LH wheels
      ☺

      79 SF MEAUQABEAUXS
      81SH Nor'eas tah (Old Red)
      80 LG Black Magic
      78 E Standard Practice


      James 3:17

      If I can make at least one person smile, or pee their pants a little, or maybe spit out their drink; then my day is not wasted.

      “Alis Volat Propriis”

      Yamaha XS 1100 Classic
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      • #4
        Re: Oh man!

        But seriously... OUCH!!!! [/B]
        Yah... I do not even HAVE one and that makes mine want to 'pull into the garage' (so to speak)..

        gaaaaaa...

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        • #5
          Made the local news here...
          "Rat Rod"
          79 XS1100 Standard
          87 VMAX cans
          Cheap Japanese Tires
          Cobalt Blue Rattle Can Paint
          Custom Lighting on a Budget

          Perry Center Fire Department
          Perry Emergency Ambulance

          "If we don't do it, who will?"


          Some people have one of those days, I have one of those lives...

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          • #6
            "Oh, I shouldn't..."

            because I was wearing rubber boots it earthed itself through my p****
            I shouldn't comment... but reminds me of the old joke....
            ".. the water's cold."
            "yeah, deep, too."
            You know what I mean.
            "Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a mechanic!' ('Bones' McCoy)

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            • #7
              There seems to be a niche for a new biking accessory. A personal lightning rod. I see a 12" aluminum spike atop the wearer's helmet attached to a strip of chain mail that runs down the wearer's back, splits to run down the wearers legs and is finally connected to the nails in the bottom of the wearer's boots. Better to look daft than to have one's pizzle sizzled.
              Fred Hill, S'toon
              XS11SG with Spirit of America sidecar
              "The Flying Pumpkin"

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              • #8
                I dunno might put some spark in the ole rod
                http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1241/1480921818_241eade448_s.jpg

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                • #9
                  Always said that there's a place to where your rubbers... and, that ain't necessarily on your feet
                  1980 XS11 LG (Diablo)
                  1980 XS11 G (Bagger)
                  1978 XS11 G (White Knight)
                  1978 XS11 G (Skeleton)
                  2016 SS (S.S. Flyer)

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