Dear Neighbor,
Thank you for sharing your drunken Fourth of July revelry with me yesterday.
I enjoyed staying awake till 2:00am listening to your noise and questionable tastes in music. My dogs also enjoyed your merriment... each shriek, whistle and explosion had them quivering with excitement, hiding under my desk.
At least you were polite enough to not set my backyard on fire like you did last year.
Now, be a good neighbor, grab a broom, and clean up the mess you left in the street. And send that hoodlum kid of yours over here to get the bottle rockets off of my driveway and lawn.
Hugs and Kisses,
PROMETHEUS
Thank you for sharing your drunken Fourth of July revelry with me yesterday.
I enjoyed staying awake till 2:00am listening to your noise and questionable tastes in music. My dogs also enjoyed your merriment... each shriek, whistle and explosion had them quivering with excitement, hiding under my desk.
At least you were polite enough to not set my backyard on fire like you did last year.
Now, be a good neighbor, grab a broom, and clean up the mess you left in the street. And send that hoodlum kid of yours over here to get the bottle rockets off of my driveway and lawn.
Hugs and Kisses,
PROMETHEUS
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