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  • "The Pick of the Litter"

    There's a certain feline who's having a special day today.
    Charming, graceful...yet with a biting wit and deep-scratching sarcasm(always a plus)
    May I be the first to send good Birthday Wishes to our WildKat, she of the Siamese temperment.


    (No... thats a reference to the cat, not to "Siamese Twins". She's mouthy enough as it is... the last thing we need is for her to have two heads!)
    "Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a mechanic!' ('Bones' McCoy)

  • #2
    Happy B-day ohh wildest of kats
    "Beware of any man that owns a pig farm"
    "Hence the meaning of the Saying,.. As greedy as a pig"
    79 XS1100 modified standard
    Chain Drive, Monoshock,extendend hand built swingarm, 200 rear
    pod filters,150 mains,45 pilots
    straight pipe 4-2 exhaust
    new to me 05 Kawasaki zxr12r man does she fly
    Owned 83 Honda V65 Magna
    Owned 02 Vstar 650 classic
    owned 85 Honda Shadow VT 700C

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    • #3
      Lucky Dog. Lucky Dog!!!!

      Guess who gets to administer the B'day spanking!? (Yeah right, like that's something out of the ordinary)

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      • #4
        Happy Birthday! May the following year bring you new roads to explore and friendly skies wherever you go. Best wishes.

        -Erik (& Rhona)
        -Do what makes you happy.

        '79 Honda CB 750 K (2)
        '78 XS 11 E - "Rhona"
        ...and a 2nd E, for the goodies on it.

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        • #5
          Happy Birthday WildKat!

          May you get so many happy wishes today that when they are laid out end to end they will lead you on your most fabulous ride yet.
          Mike Giroir
          79 XS-1100 Special

          Once you un-can a can of worms, the only way to re-can them is with a bigger can.

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          • #6
            B-day wishes...

            Happy Birthday Wildcat. We met when I came to pick up The Pathfinder. Sorry I couldn't make the TeXSive rally.
            You can't stay young forever, but you can be immature for the rest of your life...

            '78E "Pathfinder" Show bike...
            Lovingly restored by Dave Delzell
            Drilled airbox
            Tkat fork brace
            Hardly mufflers
            late model carbs
            Newer style fuses
            Oil pressure guage
            Custom security system
            Stainless braid brake lines

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            • #7
              Happy Birthday WildKat

              No gift, how about a chuckle???

              _____

              There is a new study out about women. I thought these results were pretty interesting.

              85% of women think their ass has grown too big since getting married..
              10% of women think their ass is just as big as it was when they got married..
              The other 5% say that they don't care,
              ........ they love him and would have married him anyway.

              _________

              A Biker couple, Jon and Kat, move to Texas.
              Jon always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he buys them and wears them home.

              Walking proudly he goes into the kitchen and says to his wife,
              "Notice anything different about me?"
              Kat looks him over, "Nope".
              Frustrated, Jon storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.
              Again he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"
              Kat looks up and says, "Jon, what's different? It's hanging down
              today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
              Furious, Jon yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, KAT?"
              "Nope", she replies.
              "IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!"
              Kat replies... "Shoulda bought a hat, Jon. Ya shoulda bought a hat."


              mro

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              • #8
                Picking through litter? What!?!?!

                (going back and reading that again...)
                Ohhhhhhh... now THAT was nice...
                Many thanks prometheus! You are truly one of a kind!
                (I will reserve comment about anyone possible being thankful for that fact)


                as for having two heads... I would comment on that but will leave that for another time as well... However... I will say that at least John is the only poor soul here who has to listen to the one mouth I have... and believe me... it keeps both ears busy...


                Thank you all very much for the well wishes!
                mro... I'm still chuckling over that last joke

                What a day! (what a week!!!)
                Started off by polishing on a valve cover for Foster Child and then while looking for a final drive to do the mod on him... we ran across a gas tank with petcocks intact... Guy wanted $40 but sold it to us for $30 (birthday discount)... tomorrow I start sanding and getting it ready for paint along with the side covers that we already have... Can't get much better than that!

                Got that XSive bug bad now... careful... it's contagious...
                (like that's a bad thing)

                Again.. thank you all very much for the wishes... You are truly a great bunch of people!
                Last edited by Wildkat; 03-21-2007, 05:01 PM.
                81 SH Something Special
                81 frame, 80 tank and side covers, 79 tail light and carbs, 78 engine, 750 final drive mod, Geezer rec/reg, 140 mains, LH wheels


                79 SF MEAUQABEAUXS
                81SH Nor'eas tah (Old Red)
                80 LG Black Magic
                78 E Standard Practice


                James 3:17

                If I can make at least one person smile, or pee their pants a little, or maybe spit out their drink; then my day is not wasted.

                “Alis Volat Propriis”

                Yamaha XS 1100 Classic
                For those on FB

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                • #9
                  happy B-day!!
                  "a good man knows his limitations" dirty harry
                  History
                  85 Yamaha FJ 1100
                  79 yamaha xs1100f
                  03 honda cbr 600 f4
                  91 yamaha fzr 600
                  84 yamaha fj 1100
                  82 yamaha seca 750
                  87 yamaha fazer
                  86 yamaha maxim x
                  82 yamaha vision
                  78 yamaha rd 400

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                  • #10
                    Happy B'day Wildkat!
                    80 XS1100SG
                    81 XS400SH

                    Some men miss opportunity because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

                    A Few Animations I've Made

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                    • #11
                      Hey there WildKat,

                      HAPPY BIRTHDAY ! ! !

                      It's a red letter day, it's a flag waving day!


                      Hope you had a great one, and a better evening! Remember, it's YOUR birthday, so you don't need to be polishing ANYTHING else, especially of John's!

                      T.C.
                      T. C. Gresham
                      81SH "Godzilla" . . .1179cc super-rat.
                      79SF "The Teacher" . . .basket case!
                      History shows again and again,
                      How nature points out the folly of men!

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                      • #12
                        Thanks again guys!

                        and TC...
                        Remember, it's YOUR birthday, so you don't need to be polishing ANYTHING else, especially of John's!
                        Foster Child and I must take issue with this as we all know that he is MY ride...
                        (ahem... I will refrain from commenting on anything that could possibly be construed as an x rated comment... but John may have an issue with that statement too )

                        Again... thank you! thank you! thank you!
                        You all certainly helped make my day a very good one!
                        81 SH Something Special
                        81 frame, 80 tank and side covers, 79 tail light and carbs, 78 engine, 750 final drive mod, Geezer rec/reg, 140 mains, LH wheels


                        79 SF MEAUQABEAUXS
                        81SH Nor'eas tah (Old Red)
                        80 LG Black Magic
                        78 E Standard Practice


                        James 3:17

                        If I can make at least one person smile, or pee their pants a little, or maybe spit out their drink; then my day is not wasted.

                        “Alis Volat Propriis”

                        Yamaha XS 1100 Classic
                        For those on FB

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                        • #13
                          Happy B Day again. I think this is the 3rd time now?
                          United States Merchant Marine Academy, Kings Point, NY
                          If I can do it at 18 yrs old, anyone can
                          "You know something, You can't polish a turd"
                          "What are you rebelling against", "Well, what do you got?"
                          Acta Non Verba

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                          • #14
                            Happy b-day Kat
                            did I make the midnight deadline??
                            JimBoReeno
                            My Ex!"Half-Breed"
                            '82 XJ1100 Maxim with
                            '80 XS1100SG Motor

                            Current Bike
                            2000 Indian Chief
                            Millennium Edition

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                            • #15
                              Rats! Missed it by 1 minute...now Happy belated B-Day!!
                              JimBoReeno
                              My Ex!"Half-Breed"
                              '82 XJ1100 Maxim with
                              '80 XS1100SG Motor

                              Current Bike
                              2000 Indian Chief
                              Millennium Edition

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