Born to be Mild

[Wildkat]

Okay... so I found this when I was surfing this morning and thought I would share... as I found it mildly amusing...


"BORN TO BE MILD"


Couldn't get my motor runnin'
Dead out on the highway!
Shoulda bought a Venture
Coulda saved a lot of hay!

Ape hangers got my shoulders crackin'
Put my back in a f*ckin' brace
Tried to start it with a can of ether
Explode in my face!

Well my black leather looks wild
But I walked, walked thirty miles
With a price so high, I
Can't afford to die!

Walked thirty miles...
Walked thirty miles....

I paid something frightening
Heavy metal blunder!
Now I'm racin' for the payments
And my credit has gone under!

Yeah darlin' that's the belt a-snappin'
To the world I'm a-losin' face
Fire all your loud pipes at once and
Explode in their face!

Well my true nature is mild
But I try, try to look wild
On the kind of bike I
Can't afford to ride...

Walked thirty miles...
Walked thirty miles...

[MartyA]

Yep, shoulda bought a Venture...

[STEPPENWOLF]

Don't think John Kay sang those lyrics:-) will pass them along to the tour manager. This is their 40th year so go see them now,it is about to end.

Bill

[prometheus578]

'At a loss..."

so I found this when I was surfing this morning

I'm still trying to remove the mental picture I have of this...!

[Wildkat]

This is their 40th year so go see them now,it is about to end.

I checked their website for tour dates and I didn't see anything close to us...
I did see they were playing a few motorcycle gatherings... think they would do a freebie for us next month? Okay, okay... it was a thought... (never hurts to beg.... I mean... ask)


prometheus... speechless? Yeah... like THAT will happen...

[madbiker]

Sounds like some guys I rode with
Madbiker

[STEPPENWOLF]

Originally posted by Wildkat

I checked their website for tour dates and I didn't see anything close to us...
I did see they were playing a few motorcycle gatherings... think they would do a freebie for us next month? Okay, okay... it was a thought... (never hurts to beg.... I mean... ask)


prometheus... speechless? Yeah... like THAT will happen...

They won't play for free that is for sure but if you come up with the $ they will be there. I think they only wanna play about 25 dates this year..see what happens. I would like to see them play one more time myself,it's been four years,I need a Wolf fix