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Here is a few I stole:
On a Japanese food processor
Not to be used for the other use
On a Swedish chain saw
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands
On Sainsbury's peanuts
Contains nuts
On Sears hairdryer
Do not use while sleeping
On a bag of Fritos
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap
On some Swanson frozen dinners
Serving suggestions: Defrost
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box)
Do not turn upside down
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding
Product will be hot after heating
On packaging for a Rowenta iron
Do not iron clothes on body
On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine
Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication
On Nytol Sleep Aid
Warning: May cause drowsiness
On most brands of Christmas lights
For indoor or outdoor use only
On a child's Superman costume
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly
This one disappointed me...
Here is a few I stole:
On a Japanese food processor
Not to be used for the other use
On a Swedish chain saw
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands
On Sainsbury's peanuts
Contains nuts
On Sears hairdryer
Do not use while sleeping
On a bag of Fritos
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap
On some Swanson frozen dinners
Serving suggestions: Defrost
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box)
Do not turn upside down
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding
Product will be hot after heating
On packaging for a Rowenta iron
Do not iron clothes on body
On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine
Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication
On Nytol Sleep Aid
Warning: May cause drowsiness
On most brands of Christmas lights
For indoor or outdoor use only
On a child's Superman costume
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly
This one disappointed me...
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