Latest mind boggling scientific study!

[Special Ed]

Attention Wildcat:
News flash! New scientific study finds that women talk three times as much as men!. The study doesn’t state if the latter includes moans, grunts, and belches.
When I relayed this to SWMBO she replyed:” Well of course we have too: men only hear every third word we say!” But I wonder which came first: the chicken or the egg?
E.Liberty

[Wildkat]

I'll have to agree with your wife...

of course... if you include the voices that I talk to... you would have to multiply by 5...

"mumble mumble mumble" says I...
"Are you talking to me?" asks John
"No Hon... just conferencing with the voices again."
"Okay"
"Hey Hon"
"What?"
"Why is it you always hear me when I talk to the voices but never when I'm talking to you?"
"I don't know... why do you talk louder to the voices than you do to me?"

That's probably a good question...


You know... I would have taken issue with the similar line going on in another thread... but thought better of it... but since you openly invited me to this one... we'll just see what happens.
I'm feeling a bit feisty today ANYway...

[MAXIMAN]

Eastern Block Science

Veeeeeery interesting Ed.

I watched a documentary last week. Some Dr. Molotav from Kazhikstan proved ...and I quote ..."Woman's brain eez size ahv squirrel..."

I think the title of this documentary was ...uh...uh...Hmmm...I think it was something like Borat?

[Wildkat]

Gosh Cody...

That would mean the squirrel would be what? Like this size?

[webbcraft2150]

Brings up the other question. Why can't kids hear ya when you holler at them in the same room and they don't you, but they can hear an ice cream truck 12 blocks away?