New Guru... New Guru...!

[prometheus578]

I thought I told you to think of something profound to say for your 1,000th post.
Now don't be shy, Dragon Rider.
Step forward for your abuse!

[TopCatGr58]

Hey Prom,

Watch out, DragonRider aka Danny is quite the wordsmith, so you may have met your match in taking him on!
T.C.

[prometheus578]

Bah!
I fear no man.
Anytime Dragon Rider thinks he's man enough...
"Crossword puzzles at 50 paces"

[mason79]

clash of the titans

waaaaachout!

[HobbyMan]

Maby he is going to hold off for a month to keep you waiting. The next thing you know.... BAM!! just when you don't expect it, you get blasted by something so profound, you don't even know what it means

[Dragonrider]

Heh heh...okay.

Wait for it....

"Something profound"

There!

(not a gratitious post to run my count over 1000)

<=NOT a blatent plug...

Oh, and hardcovers are on the way...since I'm such a tease...the cover art:
<=NOT a tease...well...okay...this is a tease.

Oh, and crosswords at 50 paces! LOL! Bring it!

[prometheus578]

Oh, and crosswords at 50 paces! LOL! Bring it!

"OK... Mr. Smug and self-assured writer guy... (I'll show you how the cow eats the cabbage...)
Weapons of choice: PENS!
(Let's see you fix your mistakes now, Tough Guy!)

[Dragonrider]

def: pen: the instrument of writing or authorship

Well...I'm looking for the "pen" button on my laptop...but nuthin yet...

Maybe it's a part of the bike?

[TopCatGr58]

The Keyboard is Mightier than the PEN!

Hey Prom and Daniel,

And BTW, want to WELCOME our newest REAL member, Sluggo, who happens to be Prom's Bro!!

Not to hijack this thread, but I wanted to add another NAME to this illustrious list!!

I was reviewing the Members with unconfirmed email addys, and found PGG, which was PGGG about a year earlier, and he had posted over 350 posts with that name, then for some reason he created his current username....and has since posted over 850 posts, for a total well over the 1000 "GURU" mark!

So, by the power invested in me, I now pronounce PGGG,
XS-XJ GURU, you may now kiss his ring! I changed his title accordingly! All hail the Chain Drive king!
T.C.

[prometheus578]

&quot;A Z'lander... as a guru?&quot;

Well, PGGG.... Welcome to Valhalla. Have some mead.
I recall many of your posts, and am impressed not only with your knowledge, but also your sense of humbleness, as well.
( Had I posted 350 unaccredited posts under a different name, I would have cried and thrown food from my highchair like the child that I am.)
An honor long over due, I say.

Oh, and PGGG... when we gurus fly out to teach you the "secret handshake", have a case of Steinlager on ice.(that, or a case of VB) No worries.

Sorry, MRO... I said "a case of VB", not "a case of VD".
(Victoria Bitter)

[prometheus578]

&quot;He ain't heavy, he's my Brother.&quot;

T.C.,
What... you sit at the keyboard and read other people's profiles all night?

Sluggo was supposed to sneak in and be a "Silent, but Deadly" member. ( un-noticeable at first... but slowly making his presence known over time)
Think of the fun I could've had... had he been able to remain anonymous!
After every one of my posts, he could have written in:
"Prom... you are correct", or "Prom.. you are wise, indeed."
Or....
"HobbyMan... don't listen to T.C., Prometheus is the man."
Yep... all ruined now.

[HobbyMan]

shhh.. BE quiet! Don't spoil my plan I thought I was the only one devious enough. Now its time for plan B. Muahahahahahah... Pro: You know, I can't just listen to anybody.

[mro]

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Sorry, MRO... I said "a case of VB", not "a case of VD".

One can drink a case VB and the ensuing Ventral debacle of upchuck is viciously bad. Many very dependable guru’s were valiant bachelors prior to indulging and varied descriptions of how they turned a vivid blue the next day upon learning of there vulnerable demise. Some become verbally bellicose to those around them to varying degrees as they sing the Valhalla Blues.

Oh, and crosswords at 50 paces! LOL! Bring it!

yea, would be like me bringing a knife to a gun fight


mro

[TopCatGr58]

Re: &quot;He ain't heavy, he's my Brother.&quot;

Originally posted by prometheus578
T.C.,
What... you sit at the keyboard and read other people's profiles all night?

Not hardly, but was checking the profiles of the latest members looking for Spammers, and he was a recent applicant, I just stumbled across him during this screening process!

PGGG, I found out that I can adjust your post count, so I essentially added up your two accounts, which easily put you up over the 1K Guru limit!
T.C.

[prometheus578]

"Brought to you today by the letter "V", and the letter "B"(D)

Shame when someone spends their Thanksgiving weekend watching Sesame Street all day.
The original Bert and Ernie(the cop and the taxi driver) were from "It's a Wonderful Life", which is usual Thanksgiving fare.