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Bill Clinton started jogging near his home in Chappaqua. On each run, he
happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after
day. With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for
what was most certainly to follow. "Fifty dollars!" she would shout from the
curb. "No, Five dollars!" fired back Clinton. This ritual between Bill and
the hooker continued for days. He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!"
And he'd yell back, "Five dollars!" One day however, Hillary decided that
she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog. As the jogging couple neared
the problematic street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50
offer and Hillary would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past
outings. He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the junior
Senator. As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner,
Bill became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there was the
hooker. Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair
jog past. Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled, "See what you get for
five bucks?"
happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after
day. With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for
what was most certainly to follow. "Fifty dollars!" she would shout from the
curb. "No, Five dollars!" fired back Clinton. This ritual between Bill and
the hooker continued for days. He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!"
And he'd yell back, "Five dollars!" One day however, Hillary decided that
she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog. As the jogging couple neared
the problematic street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50
offer and Hillary would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past
outings. He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the junior
Senator. As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner,
Bill became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there was the
hooker. Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair
jog past. Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled, "See what you get for
five bucks?"
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