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  • #16
    "Hey Dark Horse... gonna post pictures?"

    In December? I guess someone won't be sitting on Santa's lap this year!

    Make sure the Doctor removes the jewelry from his finger first. You know how sometimes rings scratch the cylinder walls.
    And don't go to a VA doctor. I mean Geez... even my old cell-mate had a better technique and bed-side manner.
    And no food for twelve hours before the exam, especially corn(or peanuts). That's just rude.
    But... swallowing a few stuffed green olives might be fun. (would look like an eyeball starin' back at him)
    Czecus... yeah, female doctors are a treat. Hate when they're good lookin', too. (I always seem to get attached, some how)
    Would rather have a male mechanic adjust my exhaust valve, thank you.
    (Hhmm... that doesn't sound so good, either)
    Wish I had self adjusting lifters.
    "Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a mechanic!' ('Bones' McCoy)

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