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[skippy344]

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Post Date: Aug 7th, 2006
Expire Date: Sep 6th, 2006

$10,000
06' Suzuki GSXR 1000
Farmington, UT 84025 - Aug 7, 2006
2006 Suzuki 1000. This bike is perfect! It has 1000 miles
and has had its 500 mile dealer service. (Expensive) It's been adult ridden,
all wheels have always been on the ground. I use it as a cruiser/commuter.
I'm selling it because it was purchased without proper consent of a loving wife. Apparently "do whatever the f*** you want"
doesn't mean what I thought. Call me, Steve. (801)867-8292

[webbcraft2150]

LMAO!!!!

Reminds me of the time.... my Norton suffered a severe meltdown. Loaded it in the truckand headed down to the dealer. Just before I left, wife asked if it was hurt bad, I answered I think its terminal this time. Just as I got in the truck she said"maybe its time for a new one". "yeah, maybe" I replied. Three hours later I was back and unloaded my shiny new Laverda 750SF. It sat in the drive way for 'bout an hour. She was doing the dishes and kept looking out the window at the bike. Finally she asked if I had got my bike painted (Norton was black, Lav was silver). Naw, I just replaced it was my reply as I walked out to the garage. It had to to be 10 minutes before she came smokin out to the garage, "whadda mean you replaced it"?!!! "You said maybe its time to replace it, so I did". Speechless (for once), she stomped off into the house. I saddled up to put some breakin miles on my shiny new rig. Took a few days, but she got over it. I think she thought she got even when I saw the $300 clock she had her eye on for a while on the mantle a few days later. Sounded fair to me.

[MAXIMAN]

NO DOUBT!!! I'd trade a $300 clock for a Laverda ANYDAY!

[prometheus578]

"$300 clock?"

Just what is it with women, and their silly need to acquire useless possessions? No concept of what is really important.

[Wildkat]

Now see? there's the problem...

He only brought one bike home...

I think she thought she got even when I saw the $300 clock she had her eye on for a while on the mantle a few days later.

You are a very lucky man.

Just what is it with women, and their silly need to acquire useless possessions? No concept of what is really important.

Hey! They're only useless until they're needed... and then they're priceless.... and I'm sticking to that.

[mro]

Hey! They're only useless until they're needed... and then they're priceless.... and I'm sticking to that.

I think it's in there geanes, sure ain't in mine.
(Platinum card in hers, change in mine)



mro

[Wildkat]

Hey mro... ummmmm

~referring to your jeans~

change in mine

Ohhh the thoughts that crossed my mind when I read that.



*Preparing myself for the possible onslaught after the following statement.*

Not ALL women spend money. Some of us actually try to save it.
(key word here is TRY)

[Dragonrider]

Re: Hey mro... ummmmm

Originally posted by Wildkat
Not ALL women spend money. Some of us actually try to save it.
(key word here is TRY)

Heh...yah...as in she comes home from the store with and empty bank account and $1000 worth of stuff and says, "Guess how much money I saved?!"

[Wildkat]

Ohhhh DragonRider.. Et tu, Brute?

You just keep posting that stuff...

so I can show John just how lucky he REALLY is...

I keep telling him... but sometimes I don't think he believes me.

[DiverRay]

so I can show John just how lucky he REALLY is...

I think John DOES know how lucky he is!!

Ray