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    My fork seals have been fork leaks for a while now, and I've demurred on a couple of rides because I had doubts, so I got into them today. Pushed F*****g B***h to the driveway, jacked up the front, grimmaced at the fork oil all over the front end, and disassembled everything. Rigged up the 19mm tool, got everything loose, took the wire keeper out of the slider, and easily pried the seal out. Excited, I opened the new seals and noticed it didn't seem big enough. It went in tooo easily, in fact, was rattling around in the seal groove. Damn! Then I noticed that XS1100 was not listed among the numerous Yammies it fit. Oh well, it will fit the XV500 I have.

    Okay, let's do the other one, so that all I need to do is put in the new seals when I get them. This one was a booger to get out. Lots of prying, cussing, and abusive force. Finally, I got an edge to budge and got it out. Then I noticed that among the pieces was the wire keeper, which I had failed to lift out, and which had been obscurred by the oil/dirt mess.

    It's now ten at night and I need to close up the garage. But I can't move Effing B, and she's in the driveway, which was great this afternoon when I planned to be done in a couple of hours, but won't be so great tomorrow, when we're all gone to school and work. She'll be fine under a sheet, right?

    This is probably why my wife always tells me to take it to a professional. I don't think I'll relate this little story to her...not right away, in any event.
    "Time is the greatest teacher; unfortunately, it kills all of its students."

  • #2
    We "professionals" sometimes end up doing the same thing, so you're now one of us.
    Actually, next time... take out the wire keeper, remove that hex-bolt from the bottom, hold the lower leg with your left hand, and with your right hand, jerk the fork tube upwards several times. It will bring the seal out nicely with it when the tubes seperate.
    But you knew this... You probably just couldn't get that damned hex bolt out. (Sometimes we professionals can't get it out, either)
    "Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a mechanic!' ('Bones' McCoy)

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    • #3
      Thats what makes a professional a professional. Making all of the mistakes before and trying not to make the same mistake again (Hopefully).
      United States Merchant Marine Academy, Kings Point, NY
      If I can do it at 18 yrs old, anyone can
      "You know something, You can't polish a turd"
      "What are you rebelling against", "Well, what do you got?"
      Acta Non Verba

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      • #4
        Originally posted by HobbyMan
        Thats what makes a professional a professional....
        Heh...what makes a professional a professional is...they get paid to practice on your bike LOL!
        CUAgain,
        Daniel Meyer
        Author. Adventurer. Electrician.
        Find out why...It's About the Ride.

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        • #5
          Same as doctors. They practice medicine.
          "Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a mechanic!' ('Bones' McCoy)

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          • #6
            That’s why they call it practicing medicine. They practice on you till they get it right. But they still charge the same no matter what. Same as most professionals
            wingnut
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            • #7
              Originally posted by HobbyMan
              Thats what makes a professional a professional. Making all of the mistakes before and trying not to make the same mistake again (Hopefully).
              You're a pro when you've made more money with your tools than you paid for them.

              Geezer
              Hi my name is Tony and I'm a bikeoholic.

              The old gray biker ain't what he used to be.

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              • #8
                You're a pro when you've made more money with your tools than you paid for them.
                .. does that ever happen?

                ..mistakes are just little lessons in life. the person who makes the most mistakes, is the person who ends up being the smartest.

                ..the mistakes i dislike the most, are the one that i make the second time around, because the first time i had made it was so long ago that i didn't remember it until after i'd finished fckin it up again.

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                • #9
                  I made a living turning wrenches on bike for over 15 years and that's a few years longer than most guys before they bail for better a payng job.

                  Experience and wisdom are what you get when you don't get what you want...

                  Geezer
                  Hi my name is Tony and I'm a bikeoholic.

                  The old gray biker ain't what he used to be.

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                  • #10
                    You're a pro when you've made more money with your tools than you paid for them.
                    ..mistakes are just little lessons in life. the person who makes the most mistakes, is the person who ends up being the smartest.
                    Experience and wisdom are what you get when you don't get what you want...
                    What... everyone took the summer off to read Philosophy books? Oh, the educated minds, here.
                    (I was impressed with LoHo's use of the words "demurred" and "grimmaced", until he threw in "Booger")
                    "Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a mechanic!' ('Bones' McCoy)

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                    • #11
                      (I was impressed with LoHo's use of the words "demurred" and "grimmaced", until he threw in "Booger")

                      I was going to use "recalcitrant," but didn't want to seem pedantic, which is a nuance of being pedantic.
                      "Time is the greatest teacher; unfortunately, it kills all of its students."

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                      • #12
                        "A smart person learns from their mistakes.
                        A wise person learns from someone elses mistakes"
                        Pat Kelly
                        <p-lkelly@sbcglobal.net>

                        1978 XS1100E (The Force)
                        1980 XS1100LG (The Dark Side)
                        2007 Dodge Ram 2500 quad-cab long-bed (Wifes ride)
                        1999 Suburban (The Ship)
                        1994 Dodge Spirit (Son #1)
                        1968 F100 (Valentine)

                        "No one is totally useless. They can always be used as a bad example"

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                        • #13
                          &quot;Pedantic?&quot;

                          (I thought fer a second he was calling me a child molester till I looked it up)
                          "Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a mechanic!' ('Bones' McCoy)

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                          • #14
                            Ben Franklin

                            "Experience is a dear teacher, and only fools will learn from no other."

                            As in," Don't touch that, it's hot."

                            "Owch!"
                            XS1100SF
                            XS1100F

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by LoHo
                              (I was impressed with LoHo's use of the words "demurred" and "grimmaced", until he threw in "Booger")

                              I was going to use "recalcitrant," but didn't want to seem pedantic, which is a nuance of being pedantic.
                              Eschew obscuration.
                              E.Liberty
                              Old bikers never die, they're just out of sight!

                              My recently re-built, hopped up '79 Special caught fire and burned everything from the top of the engine up: gas tank, wiring, seat, & melted my windshield all over the front of the bike. Just bought a 1980 Special that has been non oped for 9 years. My Skoot will rise from the ashes and be re named "The Phoenix!"
                              I've been riding since 1959.

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