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  • #1

    How did this happen?

    When did I become a Guru and what did I do to deserve the title?

    I don't normally look but I went back proof read one of my posts and noticed the XS/XJ Guru under my name...

    Geezer
    Hi my name is Tony and I'm a bikeoholic.

    The old gray biker ain't what he used to be.
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    Tony,

    It changes after you've posted 1,000 times in here... but most of us know you were a guru WAY before that! Belated congrats!


    Tod
    Try your hardest to be the kind of person your dog thinks you are.

    You can live to be 100, as long as you give up everything that would make you want to live to be 100!

    Current bikes:
    '06 Suzuki DR650
    *'82 XJ1100 with the 1179 kit. "Mad Maxim"
    '82 XJ1100 Completely stock fixer-upper
    '82 XJ1100 Bagger fixer-upper
    '82 XJ1100 Motor/frame and lots of boxes of parts
    '82 XJ1100 Parts bike
    '81 XS1100 Special
    '81 YZ250
    '80 XS850 Special
    '80 XR100
    *Crashed/Totalled, still own

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    • #3
      "Mr Humble... Mr Non-chalant!"

      GEEZER! WAKE UP, GEEZER!
      Geezer... I think you were already a guru when I met you. When was that... last winter? Last Year?
      Just did a search of your posts... you made GURU sometime around July/September of 2005.
      (I think someone is entitled to some back-pay)

      Geezer... when you wake up, have the nurse wheel you into the recreation center... the Nursing Home staff is throwing you a little party today.


      (The higher thought processes are always the first things to go)
      "Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a mechanic!' ('Bones' McCoy)

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      • #4
        what did I do to deserve the title?
        The sharing of your electrical knowledge has saved countless lives and has possably altered the course of evolution and human history.


        When did I become a Guru
        Surely you remember... there was that big party at the home! All the then-Gurus were there. T.C. and Ken showed up. Skids passed out party hats. Randy cut open an ignition box and you traced the circuits with your finger. John came up from Texas (remember when Wildkat made those balloon animals... Oh, how you giggled and drooled)

        Belated Guru Congratulations to you, Geezer.
        ('shame that your Guru Beer has by now gone flat, and your virgins have now had boyfriends... several of them)
        "Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a mechanic!' ('Bones' McCoy)

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        • #5
          When did I become a Guru and what did I do to deserve the title?

          Probably didn't notice cause your too serious, not a post hoe and have to correct newbie's like me........

          Born a guru???


          mro
          btw
          pam sucks and ain't a virgin (IMHO)

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          • #6
            I thought that total enlightenment was required on the path to becoming a guru. Or some such Zen crap... ;o)

            I often pass up opportunities to throw in a comment because I see enough others have already pitched in. Funny thing is I used to be known as a carb specialist but there are so many here that are good at that it’s rare that anything I would have added hasn’t been said already…

            It’s OK about the beer; it only gives me gas anyway. The virgins would have been nice and at my age I don’t care if they’re chubby and homely.

            They say the memory is the second thing to go but I can’t remember what the first was (and don’t remind me.) I’ll grope the nurse for a little entertainment later on. I haven’t had my face slapped in years.

            Geezer
            Hi my name is Tony and I'm a bikeoholic.

            The old gray biker ain't what he used to be.

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