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[MAXIMAN]

I found this very funny:



Newspaper Ad.


06' Suzuki GSXR 1000
$10,000
Farmington, UT 84025 - Aug 7, 2006

2006 Suzuki 1000. This bike is perfect! It has 1000 miles and has had its 500 mile dealer service. (Expensive) It's been adult ridden, all wheels have always been on the ground. I use it as a cruiser/commuter. I'm selling it because it was purchased without proper consent of a Loving wife.
Apparently "Do whatever the Hell you want" Doesn't mean what I thought.
Call me, Steve...(801)867-8292

[jimboreeno]

AHHH... another who has learned the meaning of SWMBO!

(Though "obeyed" apparently means "what I meant...NOT what I said!")

[81xsproject]

classic !!

[DiverRay]

I learned the hard way, He needs to keep the bike, and dump the wife!! She WILL leave anyway, so he may as well start the ball rolling....
Ray

[81xsproject]

I would probably agree. Somehow my first bike lasted through my hanus b^!@# of a first wife

[jimboreeno]

OUCH!

My SWMBO is fine with the bike and loves riding *short* distances. It is the $20 here, $50 there I keep NEEDING to spend on it she seems to have the problems with!

I will still end up happily keeping BOTH though!!

[MAXIMAN]

Yep Jimbo sounds like me. He's got a keeper.

Last year about this time I walked out the garage and SWMBO was watering the flowers. I said "Be back in a minute...gonna go get my new Kawasaki." She rolled her eyes with a frown and said "Funny! REAL FUNNY!"

Little did she know .... About an hour later I rolled up in the drive on a new ZRX. "OHMYGOSH...you actually did it. OHMYGOSH!!!....IT'S GREEN!!!!!!!!!!"