Let's all welcome the soon to be newest GURU!

[John]

GNEPIG! According to the members list he has 999 posts. All he would need to do is post a peroid or an emoticon to become one of the XSaulted ones.

[MAXIMAN]

C'mon Gene...DO IT! If anyone deserves the title it's you.

Of course Dan Hodges is truly a GURU. But the guy is smarter than the rest of us. He reads a lot and posts very little.

Like one of my Geology mentors once said.."I'd rather be silent and let people think I'm stupid than to open my mouth and remove all doubt."

[prometheus578]

GNEPIG... we're waiting!
(Say something profound fer us)

[mro]

GNEPIG... we're waiting!

Hey GNEPIG... on vacation?..... been about a week since we've heard from ya.


mro
btw, still haven't thought of a suitable avatar, have thought of a few, but think the moderators would ban me from the site if I tried to post one

[Ken Talbot]

Hmm, maybe he's just marking time, waiting to post something truly profound for his benchmark 1000th post. Not that some of his earlier stuff wasn't necessarily profound. Either that, or he's saving up his allowance for the beer he'll need to buy for the other gurus so he gets the secret handshake as well....

[81xsproject]

Well, whenever you show up, CONGRATS dude. You've been a big help to us all.

[LoHo]

He's awaiting the handshake before he gets on his 'puter, 'cuz you need greasy hands to do the shake properly. Gurus carry the mark for life...their cuticles are forever black.

[webbcraft2150]

We prepare the virgins and the feast in anticipation of your exaulted coronation. The village is abuzz with the news, couriors have been sent to the far reaches of the land to spread the news and take donations.

[81xsproject]

And all the virgins will be holding NOS choke levers and side covers

[pggg]

GNE, don't do it. Change the name tag a bit and start over.

[MAXIMAN]

I'm starting to get concerned about Gene Did a search for his posts and the last time was 9-06. I wonder if he's on vacation?

Nah...he probably sold all his a Elevens and bought a real bike...a Schwinn.

[Brian_D]

Originally posted by 81xsproject
And all the virgins will be holding NOS choke levers and side covers

now that's a frightening thought - virgins with choke levers! Congrats GNEPIG.

[81xsproject]

Now that is funny! I didn't even think of it like that until YOU said it

[Goin Commando]

GNE, don't do it. Change the name tag a bit and start over.

hmmm, why would someone do such a thing?!

[pggg]

I did it to stay a mere mortal