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    How to truly impress clients

    I was in the airport VIP lounge en route to Seattle a couple of weeks ago.
    While in there, I noticed Bill Gates sitting comfortably in the corner,
    enjoying a drink.

    I was meeting a very important client who was also flying to Seattle, but
    she was running a little bit late.

    Well, being a straightforward kind of guy, I approached the Microsoft
    chairman, introduced myself, and said, "Mr. Gates, I wonder if you would do
    me a favor."

    "Yes?"

    "I'm sitting right over there," pointing to my seat at the bar, "and I'm
    waiting on a very important client. Would you be so kind when she arrives
    as to come walk by and just say, 'Hi, Ray'?"

    "Sure."

    I shook his hand and thanked him and went back to my seat.

    About ten minutes later, my client showed up. We ordered a drink and
    started to talk business.

    A couple of minutes later, I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was Bill Gates.

    "Hi, Ray," he said.

    I replied, "**** off, Gates, I'm in a meeting."

    LP
    If it doesn't have an engine, it's not a sport, it's only a game.
    (stole that one from I-dont-know-who)

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    LOL!
    [b][size=4][font=times][color=#BD0062]Wayne[/color][/font][/size][/b]
    [b][size=4][font=times][color=#095de5]TeXSive forever[/color][/font][/size][/b]
    The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.

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    • #3
      When Mr. Bill is done with you, go out in style:
      http://www.motorcyclefunerals.com/
      Marty in NW PA
      Gone - 1978E - one of the first XS11 made
      Gone - 2007A FJR - the only year of Dark Red Metallic
      This IS my happy face.

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      • #4
        Yeah, baby..

        One, please

        LP
        If it doesn't have an engine, it's not a sport, it's only a game.
        (stole that one from I-dont-know-who)

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